45
all 21 comments
sorted by: hot top controversial new old
[-] GorbinOutOverHere@hexbear.net 18 points 1 year ago

Spock isn't sexless tho dude goes through pon farr just like the rest of us

[-] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 11 points 1 year ago

Spock should be replaced by Laforge. The true mystery in Picard Season 3 is who finally took Geordie's virtue.

[-] GorbinOutOverHere@hexbear.net 10 points 1 year ago

The true mystery of Picard is how anybody could bring themselves to watch it

[-] EndMilkInCrisps@hexbear.net 10 points 1 year ago

I'm a Seven of Nine stan and will not apologise.

[-] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 8 points 1 year ago

Season 1 - meh

Season 2 - LOL...no! Did they learn nothing from Galactica 1984?

Season 3 - "Guys, Season 2 didn't happen, and let's assume season 1 was a bit of a mistake and make a pretty good show." Good show ensues. Ends.

[-] Tankiedesantski@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago

Season 2 - LOL...no! Did they learn nothing from Galactica 1984?

This was the comparison that I've been trying to grasp for so long lmao.

[-] Crowtee_Robot@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago

He finally designed a warp core he could start a family with.

[-] FourteenEyes@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago
[-] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 year ago

If holograms count, then so does porn and virtual sex with that chick that 100% was an Austrian super model and not a middle aged man living with his mom in Cleveland.

[-] FourteenEyes@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago

We see multiple sapient holograms through the various series

Stop oppressing Geordi, their love has 99.977% fidelity with being real

[-] Crowtee_Robot@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago

Agreed. Almost half of SNW is Spock grappling with horny feelings.

[-] mkultrawide@hexbear.net 13 points 1 year ago

Jadzia on the top right corner.

[-] clorthocranston@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago

lowballing trip on both horniness and competence

[-] Azarova@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago

yeah, Trip got fucking mpregged, he should at least be all the way to the right

[-] clorthocranston@hexbear.net 2 points 1 year ago

right? and in the competence direction i again state that he was given a trash can experimental goofcan and somehow it didnt explode. riffing on ridiculous super tech isnt nearly as impressive as some florida man using duct tape and trans am glue to maintain a theoryvessel

[-] Vncredleader@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago

Most should be lowered on the competence axis. Riker is a himbo more often than not

[-] Crowtee_Robot@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago

Chakotay sexless? He and Janeway stared at each other sweatily for seven seasons. Plus he used to bump uglies with Seska before she showed her true colors. The dude fucks.

[-] Dolores@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago

i knew there was a reason i liked zapp branigan

[-] OgdenTO@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago

Where's Janeway though -- oh right, off the chart to the top right

Where's Picard? Or Archer?

this post was submitted on 12 Aug 2023
45 points (100.0% liked)

movies

6 readers
1 users here now

Rules for Movies & TV Discussion

  1. Any discussion of Disney properties should contain a (cw: imperialism) tag. If your post isn't tagged appropriately it will be removed.

  2. Anti-Bong Joon-ho trolling will result in an immediate ban from c/movies and submitted to the site administrators for review.

  3. On Star Trek Sunday only posts discussing how we might achieve space communism are permitted. Non-Star Trek related content will be removed and you will be temporarily banned until the following Sunday.

Here's a list of tons of leftist movies.

AVATAR 2

Perverts Guide to Ideology

founded 4 years ago
MODERATORS