138
Oh... I don't think there's a word for it...
(sh.itjust.works)
Arch
Bdsm, but real careful about the safe word.
Gentoo: no limits.
Anal (Ubuntu)
Because at this point, if you're still on it you're taking it up the ass from Canonical
Maybe we don't need to resort to casual homophobia though to criticize corporates
The phrase taking it up the ass isn't homophobia, it means you're getting fucked by them and not in a good way just like everyone else.
Everyone has a butthole in which to get fucked without lube by canonical, but at least they don't wrap it in sandpaper like Apple or use a nail-ridden baseball bat like Microsoft. Arch and nix go slow and use plenty of lube, embrace gently butt stuff from your os.
load more comments
(2 replies)
Debian is a full day of romantic walks on the beach, fine dining, dancing, and taking in a romantic comedy, followed by easy quick familiar sex and then falling asleep in front of an episode of cozy reality television.
(It can become anything I imagine, but the defaults are just so comfortable...)
Man I've gotten old, gotten stuck in debian with lxc containers (Ubuntu for work, arch for fun) underneath.
Warm and loving on the outside, kinky as fuck behind closed doors.
perfect
Gentoo is busting instantly and waiting 6 months for the Baby to compile
You buy the partner flatpack from ikea and compile the nervous system. Because you added all modules for the complete experience, they open their eyes and flee from your house.
autoerotic asphyxiation
arch linux
What would Linux from Scratch be then?
BDSM with a lot of pegging.
Cowgirl.
She came prepared, she took control and told me this was a hands off experience. I didn’t need to do anything myself. I just had sex and it was cool.
Bazzite (or any other immutable distro)
Fedora, so missionary position, but the lights are on and we're on top of the covers.
That's perfect. And I heard it's not a sin outside of marriage as long as SELinux is enabled...
load more comments
(1 replies)
i'm a linux user do i look like i have sex
Debian, no-sex is safe sex
NixOS just sits on your face. All the stuff in front of you is awesome. Though you might suffocate at any moment given the options. Oh and sticking your nose too deep into things might get you a broken nose.
Wrong group of people to try to get a Cosmo article out of.
What is Cosmo?
Cosmopolitan magazine.
Infamous for being filled with garbage sex articles to further screw up women’s self esteem.
Abstinence, most likely
Cowgirl (because hat because Fedora)
This comment might actually make me try Fedora 🤔.
Proof that the distro of choice has nothing to do with actually being as close as possible to your wants and needs, but rather of how cool it sounds... in your mind at least.
NixOS, probably some extreme bondage
Arch, masturbation
Nix is a brothel.
Just order off the menu.
Raspberry pi os, its like sex but with more lego
Doggystyle
Slackware?
Puppy Linux
Slackware is a bearded old man trying to get it up, holding a picture of Lilo.
Glory Hole
Raspberry Pi OS is sticking your hardware through a small hole into what a full Linux distribution would feel like, given sufficient imagination
🤣🤣🤣... had a nice chuckle.
Me-Butt-U (Ubuntu) … ok , I’ll show myself out
….. the BACK DOOR haaaa 🤪
load more comments
(1 replies)
Under the desk at office
Deepin Bodhi, Lubuntu Manjaro,
Arch,
Arch,
Arch,
Hahahah what the hell
Missionary (Linux Mint)
I use mint and I was thinking a dry handjob
In any case, it's something boring and familiar.
view more: next ›
this post was submitted on 15 Oct 2024
138 points (100.0% liked)
linuxmemes
21138 readers
583 users here now
Hint: :q!
Sister communities:
- LemmyMemes: Memes
- LemmyShitpost: Anything and everything goes.
- RISA: Star Trek memes and shitposts
Community rules (click to expand)
1. Follow the site-wide rules
- Instance-wide TOS: https://legal.lemmy.world/tos/
- Lemmy code of conduct: https://join-lemmy.org/docs/code_of_conduct.html
2. Be civil
- Understand the difference between a joke and an insult.
- Do not harrass or attack members of the community for any reason.
- Leave remarks of "peasantry" to the PCMR community. If you dislike an OS/service/application, attack the thing you dislike, not the individuals who use it. Some people may not have a choice.
- Bigotry will not be tolerated.
- These rules are somewhat loosened when the subject is a public figure. Still, do not attack their person or incite harrassment.
3. Post Linux-related content
- Including Unix and BSD.
- Non-Linux content is acceptable as long as it makes a reference to Linux. For example, the poorly made mockery of
sudoin Windows. - No porn. Even if you watch it on a Linux machine.
4. No recent reposts
- Everybody uses Arch btw, can't quit Vim, and wants to interject for a moment. You can stop now.
Please report posts and comments that break these rules!
founded 1 year ago
MODERATORS