I think it's our responsibility, as a species, to not allow billionaires to spread outside of Earth

He can never be the worst person on Earth, Trump has that locked in. But it now makes sense why he wants to go to Mars.

“As the proud owner of a Cybertruck picture that I took last week, I couldn’t be more excited for Elon’s planetary dominance,” said David Kelenic. “This man has literally done no wrong, if you don’t count the COVID misinformation, right-wing conspiracy theory amplification, antisemitism, and his atrocious appearance on Saturday Night Live. Can’t we just give the man a break? He’s just trying his best as a billionaire, who could easily solve world hunger but chooses to purchase dying social media platforms instead.”

And one planet where he thinks he's the coolest, badass on it.