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[-] KillingAndKindess 44 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Executives report that they have finally finished the number crunching that has been the topic of discussion for weeks now regarding the new budget changes. One board member told us "The nerds in accounting kept complaining about how many expense reports we've been sending lately. After looking into it, we've found a rapid uptick in hitman related expenditure." Confirming recent suspicions that vendors did take note of the recent demand increases and decided on a market adjustment industry-wide. Our source did not confirm that these new layoffs were due to the investigation results, but inside rumor is saying that's the case.

[-] yesman@lemmy.world 23 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Layoffs: that one weird trick to solve all business problems, the working class hates it!

[-] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 21 points 8 months ago

Business Actuary: "So you fired all the superfluous VPs and middle managers, right?"

Boeing HR, drawing a big red line through the Quality Control and Safety Assessment departments

Actuary: "Right?!"

[-] TheFrogThatFlies@lemmy.world 19 points 8 months ago

Social Responsibility is not only making your workers build houses for the poor, it's having enough cash in hand to take care of them when times are harder.

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