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I say "bum" and my wife says "boob"

Interested to hear what you think.

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[-] Empricorn@feddit.nl 16 points 6 days ago

I also choose this guy's wife's "boob".

[-] OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world 3 points 5 days ago

Excellent reference

[-] zante@lemmy.wtf 13 points 6 days ago

You two are wild

[-] OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world 5 points 5 days ago

pink

Not the color. The sound of something tiny-yet-structurally-significant snapping under pressure; juuuuust before the most chaotic gosh-damned thing you've ever seen in your life happens. Car accidents, roller coaster failures, towers collapsing (not those ones) - it's pretty much always preceded by a tiny little pink

[-] biggerbogboy@sh.itjust.works 5 points 5 days ago
[-] PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 8 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)
[-] InverseParallax@lemmy.world 3 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

On your way to the infart.

[-] PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 3 points 5 days ago
[-] InverseParallax@lemmy.world 2 points 5 days ago

Wife got a chuckle. I said it was her favorite movie, she said 'very funny', I said 'it was more an action-thriller'.

Maybe she liked the slut.

[-] mrmule@lemmy.world 4 points 5 days ago
[-] Underwaterbob@lemm.ee 4 points 5 days ago

squirreled

It's the longest one-syllable word last time I checked. Pretty ridiculous that it is one syllable honestly.

[-] lemming741@lemmy.world 9 points 6 days ago
[-] OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world 2 points 5 days ago

Have you ever read My Teacher Flunked The Planet? There's a little slug creature thing called a poot in that book. I love it

[-] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 4 points 6 days ago

Came here to say "poot." Truly, a refined and sophisticated selection, well done.

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[-] idiomaddict@lemmy.world 7 points 6 days ago
[-] Bougie_Birdie 4 points 6 days ago

I used to have a dog named Schnozz! He was always sticking his schnozz where it shouldn't be

[-] OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world 2 points 5 days ago

eyebrow wiggle

[-] ramenshaman@lemmy.world 4 points 6 days ago
[-] Ensign_Crab@lemmy.world 8 points 6 days ago
[-] Bougie_Birdie 4 points 6 days ago

I like this one because it sounds dirty and it's not

[-] FellowEnt@sh.itjust.works 7 points 6 days ago
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[-] weew@lemmy.ca 5 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

Scrunched

Longest syllable I can think of, rather ironic

[-] Bougie_Birdie 5 points 6 days ago

I think 'scrunched' is the longest one I've seen in this post, I can't think of a longer one.

In a similar vein, it feels really wrong that 'abbreviate' is such a long word.

[-] idiomaddict@lemmy.world 4 points 6 days ago

If people pronounce squirrel as one syllable, then I guess squirreled could be as well, but it’s not in my dialect.

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[-] emeralddawn45@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 6 days ago

Moist. No but really ive always thought "sedge" is a funny sounding word.

[-] FlashZordon@lemmy.world 3 points 6 days ago
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