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Best kind of turnover (slrpnk.net)
submitted 9 months ago by leftenddev@slrpnk.net to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev
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[-] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 111 points 9 months ago

It's funny because everyone I know that's worked for Apple no longer works for Apple.

[-] djehuti@programming.dev 69 points 9 months ago

It's a great place to be from!

[-] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 20 points 9 months ago

Apple is Ohio?

[-] Tja@programming.dev 8 points 9 months ago

Skibidi.

[-] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 10 points 9 months ago

OK Zoomer

[-] datavoid@lemmy.ml 9 points 9 months ago

Isn't skibidi alpha's thing?

[-] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 6 points 9 months ago

Isn't it past your bedtime?

[-] datavoid@lemmy.ml 3 points 9 months ago

Disrespectful young whippersnapper

[-] Dagnet@lemmy.world 51 points 9 months ago

Must be the perfect thing to add to your resume then go find better pay from desperate employers seeking an engineer that worked at apple.

[-] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 45 points 9 months ago

You can say that about any of the MAMAA (previously FAANG/MANAA/whatever) companies.

[-] Croquette@sh.itjust.works 40 points 9 months ago

Just killed a man...

[-] SlopppyEngineer@lemmy.world 26 points 9 months ago

Put an iPhone against his head,

pulled my trigger

Now he's dead

[-] Trail@lemmy.world 9 points 9 months ago

Was he holding it wrong?

[-] SlopppyEngineer@lemmy.world 18 points 9 months ago

Israeli parts

[-] Dagnet@lemmy.world 7 points 9 months ago

Never said otherwise

[-] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 11 points 9 months ago

I wasn't arguing; I was furthering your point.

[-] Kit 59 points 9 months ago

Instructions unclear, made a delicious dessert

[-] Sotuanduso@lemm.ee 17 points 9 months ago

Exactly as ordered. Good job, private.

[-] psud@aussie.zone 6 points 9 months ago

I used to really like an apple turnover. Warm, with cream

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