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[-] Dagnet@lemmy.world 51 points 9 months ago

Must be the perfect thing to add to your resume then go find better pay from desperate employers seeking an engineer that worked at apple.

[-] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 45 points 9 months ago

You can say that about any of the MAMAA (previously FAANG/MANAA/whatever) companies.

[-] Croquette@sh.itjust.works 40 points 9 months ago

Just killed a man...

[-] SlopppyEngineer@lemmy.world 26 points 9 months ago

Put an iPhone against his head,

pulled my trigger

Now he's dead

[-] Trail@lemmy.world 9 points 9 months ago

Was he holding it wrong?

[-] SlopppyEngineer@lemmy.world 18 points 9 months ago

Israeli parts

[-] Dagnet@lemmy.world 7 points 9 months ago

Never said otherwise

[-] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 11 points 9 months ago

I wasn't arguing; I was furthering your point.

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