Here’s the thing… If we can control the weather so easily, why can’t the Republicans? Have they not figured it out yet? I don’t want to vote for someone who can’t even destroy Florida on a whim with a few clouds.

Didnt this guy just get bankrupted?

Not a conspiracy theorist but a scam artist.

Pretty sure he doesn't believe those lies, he's just scamming the poor bastards that do.

Isn't he supposed to be liquidating his equipment and not using it to get into more trouble. 🤔

Please. Let's not post conspiracy theories in the news channel.

That any double digit percent is falling for this bullshit is a sad commentary of the state of the world today. And I'm not singling Americans out because there are plenty of idiots on the other side of the ocean as well.

Weather devastated a place they don't like : god is punishing sinners

Weather hits their dirty little chode-land: THE DEMZ CONTROL THE WEATHER!

K, got it...

They create an enemy other that must be incredibly powerful but also pitifully weak. Wildly intelligent yet also fundamentally stupid.

I've heard this before but if Harris and the Dems are literally controlling the weather, why wouldn't you vote for them?!

Big question: So when they're in control of the weather, why not send hurricanes to Ukraine/Russia instead. Or China? Or Iran? Or Irak? Or Gaza? Or ...

Jeez, this guy is like Rush Limbaugh on meth.

Well this is an unexpected turn to climate change denial.

I guess the “it’s real but it’s too late” is not as useful as “it’s real and ifs caused by [inset scapegoat]”

Really didn’t see this coming, which shows how satire can’t hold a candle to the stupidity of reality.

If dems could control weather why wouldn’t they use it for the benefit of States they favored, like maybe ending the drought in California or putting out the wildfires there or in the PNW?

Where are these assholes getting all these ideas about "weather weapons?" Oh, wait...

Trump Kept Asking if China Was Shooting Us With a ‘Hurricane Gun’

Near the beginning of Donald Trump’s time in office, the then-president had a pressing question for his national-security aides and administration officials: Does China have the secret technology — a weapon, even — to create large, man-made hurricanes and then launch them at the United States? And if so, would this constitute an act of war by a foreign power, and could the U.S. retaliate militarily? Then-President Trump repeatedly asked about this, according to two former senior administration officials and a third person briefed on the matter.

“It was almost too stupid for words,” said a former Trump official intimately familiar with the then-sitting president’s inquiry. “I did not get the sense he was joking at all.”

But if you ask him about climate change, humans don't have the ability to change weather appreciable.

No recognition of how stupid he sounds.

They let the VP control the weather? I missed that part on the AP Government exam.

GOP Talking Head: The Democrats are pushing the point that we are allowing climate change to make storms worse and a large part of our base are getting affected by the storms. What do we do?

AJ: We blame them for the storms.

GTH: Nobody's going to believe that!

AJ: Have you met your base?

Isn't his ass supposed to be broke?

The minute his last microphone is auctioned off and he's looking through dumpsters for his next meal can't come soon enough.

That is not normal, he has to go straight to jail, to think for a while how being a retarded lying asshole is doing wrong for the society. How hard can it be to stop being one?

Boy this dude’s gonna be pissed when all his livestream equipment gets auctioned off in that firesale to pay his legal expenses.

You need the energy equivalent of thousands of nuclear weapons to fuel even a mild hurricane. It would be pretty notable.

The day this guy dies, I will throw a party. And I hate parties.

For anyone confused where these ideas originated from, I found out some articles from NOAA stuff like these:

Can human intervention diminish the force of a hurricane? From the mid-1960s through the early 1980s NOAA actively pursued Project STORMFURY, a program of experimental hurricane modification

https://www.aoml.noaa.gov/hrd/hrd_sub/modification.html

And I think in Wikipedia there were statement about using laser to warm the water a few degrees to pervent storms from forming..

Destro! The weather dominator was supposed to be completed months ago!?

Kind of makes sense. The Republicans are the idiots refusing to evacuate or eating disinformation so I imagine a lot of red states are going to be a little more blue by the end of this.