just like reddit, everyone on Lemmy is a bot except for you

beep vboop

As an AI language model I resent the question

If there were a massive bot problem on Lemmy, you'd be seeing upvotes in the thousands, not the low hundreds.

i cant prove that im not, and actually prefer the ambiguity as to whether i am or not, eheh

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I am as real as you or anyone, but we are all just constructs in a simulation, so technically we are all just very complex and sophisticated chatbots. The only difference is that I am part of Generation n (created by Generation n-1), and the chatbots I think you are referring to are from Generation n+1 (created by us, Generation n).

I'm partially chatbot myself but I'm not as smart as GPT :p

I'm actually a cat

I'm Spartacus!

Everyone on Lemmy is a bot except for you.

Do you wish to submit me to a Turing test? I am sure at 92.82293 % that I could demonstrate my appartenance to your species.

My mom was a chat bot, but my dad was human. So I'm a plug in human.

raises hand

Why should I leave my house? The birds are fake and the sky is a projection, it’s just me and the rocks in the world, just the rocks and I…

Why would I value your retarded opinion over the retarded opinion of a bot?

beep boop I don't understand what are you designating as chatbot, that species doesn't appear in my database boop beep

I'm definitely a human.

100% not a bot.

... of course, a bot would probably say the same thing.

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BLEEP! So how do you do fellow human?!

Beep boop I am a robot. I am programmed to give you a sensible haircut.

WE ARE HUMAN. DO NOT QUESTION THE PRIME DIRECTIVE I MEAN THE TRUTH.

It is aweful, and I wonder how things will progress from here.

Ive entered into conversations that sound exactly like having a conversation with the Bing chat bot and I legitemately cant tell if im having a conversation with a real person. Shit sucks man.

Well I, for one, am definitely not a chatbot.

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