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[-] Ledivin@lemmy.world 66 points 2 weeks ago

"Go on an adventure?" Who the fuck is adventuring in crocs?

[-] Maven@lemmy.zip 37 points 2 weeks ago

The strap you can move around on the croc is commonly called the "adventure strap". The title was referencing that.

[-] expatriado@lemmy.world 53 points 2 weeks ago

that's the least useful knowledge i have acquired in a while

[-] kersploosh@sh.itjust.works 33 points 2 weeks ago
[-] Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works 30 points 2 weeks ago

Man, Crocs are truly the ugliest footware in existence.

[-] jawa21@lemmy.sdf.org 8 points 2 weeks ago

They're also relatively cheap and quite durable.

[-] Riven@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 2 weeks ago

Agreed but also aparrently they're extremely comfortable. I went to see if they had any thong type slippers but found non I liked, they're all God awful.

[-] Damage@feddit.it 4 points 2 weeks ago

They're also rubber, with my level of body heat there's no way they'd be comfortable

[-] vala@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

Crocs are not made of rubber. It's a proprietary material not it's not rubber.

[-] Maven@lemmy.zip 11 points 2 weeks ago

Glad I could help!

[-] CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Ditto. I feel like the "croc community" would be a gold mine of useless information, actually.

[-] Empricorn@feddit.nl 5 points 2 weeks ago

I don't believe you.

[-] lugal@lemmy.ml 12 points 2 weeks ago

Everything is an adventure in crocs

[-] Rocketpoweredgorilla@lemmy.ca 12 points 2 weeks ago

Wouldn't you have to walk like you shit yourself to avoid scratching the hell out of your ankles with those?

[-] FruitLips@lemmy.ml 4 points 2 weeks ago

Not when I'm their loyal/jacked steed.

[-] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 11 points 2 weeks ago

The chains to the shoes is a smart idea. Keeps them from getting lost in the mosh pit

[-] SidewaysHighways@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago

That would be the comfiest mosh

[-] MrJameGumb@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago

This seems like the most un-punk thing I've ever seen somehow lol

[-] Xaphanos@lemmy.world 33 points 2 weeks ago

Punk is all about not giving a fuck what anyone else thinks. Even other punks. I respect this punk.

[-] Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 weeks ago

If this were true, punks would have a very different attire... I respect the sentiment here, though.

[-] CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Every subculture that says that is full of shit, no exception. If you're really not conforming you don't have a subculture, you're just one crazy person wearing ziplock bags and carrying a banana for no reason.

[-] PyroNeurosis 5 points 2 weeks ago

Wht did he hike the one pant leg?

[-] Omgpwnies@lemmy.world 13 points 2 weeks ago

With the chain attached, I am imagining he is desperately trying to keep it from hiking itself up further

[-] VulKendov@reddthat.com 3 points 2 weeks ago

It's called punk rock, you wouldn't understand.

[-] Illogicalbit@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

… for pretzels.

[-] don@lemm.ee 3 points 2 weeks ago

They flipped those bad mamma jammas into combat mode

[-] ScrambledLogic@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 weeks ago

Hmm, Punk Crocs...

[-] blandfordforever@lemm.ee 2 points 2 weeks ago

I would be stabbing myself in the feet and legs all the time with those.

[-] Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

That's the correct response to giving up on life, and wearing crocs.

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