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[-] teft@lemmy.world 224 points 1 month ago

Hey! I once hacked that guy. Dude had left every port open.

[-] Ketram 49 points 1 month ago

Hah! What an idiot.

[-] abbadon420@lemm.ee 19 points 1 month ago

Your comment has 127 points. Would be funny if mine has 0, the comment below mine too, but than someone has 1 point.

Anyways. How are you doing today?

[-] isVeryLoud@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 month ago

I don't think 201.-9 is a valid IP path 🤔

[-] abbadon420@lemm.ee 6 points 1 month ago

I live it when a plan... falls apart

[-] KairuByte@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 month ago

210.-5.3.3

Time to get a’hackin bois.

[-] frezik@midwest.social 4 points 1 month ago

You could say it's equivalent to 201.247.

[-] Psaldorn@lemmy.world 149 points 1 month ago

I look forward to them trying to DDOS that address

[-] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 120 points 1 month ago

Oh shit, he's good. He DDOS'd me right back.

[-] krashmo@lemmy.world 45 points 1 month ago

What kind of resources does this guy have? I don't think governments can even do proportional and instantaneous DDOS responses. I messed with the wrong dude.

[-] Decker108@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 month ago

Did you try to hack a Gibson from your home?

[-] pennomi@lemmy.world 99 points 1 month ago

Okay back in the days of IRC, I met this script kiddie who said he’d hack me, just give him my IP address. So I sent him his IP address and he disappeared suddenly.

[-] Githyanki@lemmings.world 13 points 1 month ago

What good is a script kiddie if they cannot find an IP?

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[-] palordrolap@fedia.io 17 points 1 month ago

There was that one bash.org quote where a script kiddie was given 127.0.0.1 as part of an "oh yeah I dare you" taunt after he said he could hack anyone, and he fell for it hook line and sinker. He was posting things like "Hahaha your K drive is being deleted! Now your H drive! [connection reset by peer]" and right after that the challenger was like "I don't even have a K drive."

(RIP bash.org though. I would have tried to link it otherwise)

[-] tyler@programming.dev 8 points 1 month ago

Bash.org is gone!?! No!!!

[-] pixelblut@feddit.org 7 points 1 month ago

Yeah. RIP bash.org, where introverted people could read chat logs of other like-minded introverts. And I don't even /s this, I genuinely miss this stuff...

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[-] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 4 points 1 month ago

I came across this when looking up a quote a couple weeks back: bash-org-archive.com

[-] MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml 7 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Average hosts file (> 100k loc) in Windows. Or did they fix this?

[-] someguy3@lemmy.world 85 points 1 month ago
[-] kittenzrulz123 30 points 1 month ago
[-] Decker108@lemmy.ml 14 points 1 month ago

I lost my home to an accident. An rm -rf accident... :(

[-] s12@sopuli.xyz 6 points 1 month ago

Condolences…

I hope you were able to recover.

[-] ripcord@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago
[-] Zoot@reddthat.com 3 points 1 month ago
[-] hitmyspot@aussie.zone 3 points 1 month ago

Nonokace like /home

[-] hakunawazo@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)
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[-] jdeath@lemm.ee 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

my best friend in high school (also a nerd) gave me a shirt that says that over 20 years ago! now my son wears it ha. thanks thinkgeek!

[-] TriflingToad@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

got a shirt of that

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[-] ptz@dubvee.org 71 points 1 month ago

Security tip: Never post your home address on social media.

[-] Tetsuo@jlai.lu 59 points 1 month ago

It could loopback to you...

[-] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 59 points 1 month ago

I called the SWAT on them.😈

Update: The SWAT came to my home!😅

[-] Rookeh@startrek.website 44 points 1 month ago

Nah, the SWAT would have to arrest themselves.

[-] collapse_already@lemmy.ml 48 points 1 month ago

Hey! That's my IP address whenever the script kiddies are boasting in chat. How did he get it?

[-] PunchingWood@lemmy.world 37 points 1 month ago

Reminds me of the meme of someone making a website with AI and then said to a bro his programming days were over.

And then proceeds to send the localhost address to the guy.

[-] rustyfemboy 10 points 1 month ago

It wasn't even a localhost address, it was a file:// URL if I remember correctly.

[-] lectricleopard@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

Yeah, every time I hear something like that I giggle. AI might replace us one day, but it's no where near good enough yet.

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 36 points 1 month ago

I find it pretty funny these days how often I see people getting paranoid about their IP address when back in the 90's/early 2000's it was common to show other people their own IP in chat rooms or on forums to scare them and it didn't work because most people understood it didn't matter.

[-] josie@vegantheoryclub.org 8 points 1 month ago

It still seems pretty stupid to most of us. It's still common knowledge that knowing someone's IP is meaningless, it's mostly kids and the technologically inept who don't understand this in my experience.

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[-] mvirts@lemmy.world 31 points 1 month ago

Uh oh I have that same IP address

[-] RagingRobot@lemmy.world 24 points 1 month ago

Oh crap he leaked your IP address then!!

[-] mvirts@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago

Better call my ISP and ask for a reassignment

[-] fin@sh.itjust.works 18 points 1 month ago

Wait, I remember that address… it’s the Tor SOCKS5 proxy address! He’s the darkweb guy!

[-] masterofn001@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

That's probably a VNC/local server listener.

tor listens for socks on 9050 by default. tor uses 5400 as the default DNS port.

[-] rain_worl@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago

tip: add this to your html for it to automatically follow browser settings for dark mode: <meta name="color-scheme" content="light dark">
another tip: in firefox, go to about:preferences > general > fonts > advanced > proportional > sans serif

[-] Lemminary@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

The color-scheme meta tag is only fully supported on Safari.

https://caniuse.com/meta-theme-color

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[-] SlothMama@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

That's just his home address

[-] faultypidgeon@programming.dev 6 points 1 month ago

This dude probably just made a joke. No need to call him stupid smh.

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[-] Rhaedas@fedia.io 3 points 1 month ago

tries to hack into it

"Oh no, someone is trying to hack into me too!"

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