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The Drama Queen (lemmy.wtf)
submitted 2 months ago by meldrik@lemmy.wtf to c/facepalm@lemmy.wtf
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[-] RedditWanderer@lemmy.world 87 points 2 months ago

He would love to be able to say X was shutdown, sounds muuuuuch better than X ran out of money because he ran it into the ground.

He tried to do the same suing the advertisers who boycotted him. It wasn't about the lawsuit, it was about having something to point at when it collapsed.

[-] njm1314@lemmy.world 72 points 2 months ago

God, Harris should make that a campaign ad. Vote for me and I'll arrest Elon Musk. Fastest way to earn my vote in the history of mankind.

[-] ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 67 points 2 months ago

God I wish those two were half as cool as these clowns say they are

[-] niucllos@lemm.ee 50 points 2 months ago

As if the Kamala/Waltz ticket isn't an extension of the current administration, why would they wait?

[-] krashmo@lemmy.world 46 points 2 months ago

But the deep sta... No, the demonrats want to force trans... Wait wait, I had something for this...

THEY'RE EATING TAYLOR SWIFT!!

[-] CosmicTurtle0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 19 points 2 months ago
[-] JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 2 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Is this where we sign up for the Nyo-TayTay-mori?

[-] 2ugly2live@lemmy.world 40 points 2 months ago

Why would she even be thinking about him on her first day? Who does he think he is? He's just a weird man with too much money.

[-] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 39 points 2 months ago

Don't threaten us with a good time

[-] Tidesphere@lemmy.world 38 points 2 months ago

This just reads to me like he did something super illegal, and his only hope to avoid arrest is a Trump win.

[-] MouseKeyboard@ttrpg.network 38 points 2 months ago

If a Democratic president is willing and able to arrest him immediately why haven't they done it in the past three years? Does he think Biden is a bastion of free speech in the party?

[-] MouseKeyboard@ttrpg.network 16 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

I say like I don't know it's because it's just baseless scaremongering not aimed at people who will put a modicum of critical thought into it

[-] zarkanian@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 months ago

Or he thinks that Harris especially hates him for some reason. I've never heard her even mention him.

[-] MouseKeyboard@ttrpg.network 8 points 2 months ago

Elon Musk vs Kamala Harris:

[-] Szyler@lemmy.world 32 points 2 months ago

It's Harris/Walz. Just because she is a woman doesn't mean she doesn't have a last name.

[-] Zess@lemmy.world 11 points 2 months ago

Isn't Obama his first name???

[-] jaemo@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 months ago

Isn't this 2024? Isn't that a different ticket? Aren't they different people?

[-] Zess@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago

I can explain the joke for you if you don't get it.

[-] Halosheep@lemm.ee 2 points 2 months ago

Damn people didn't get it or something lol

[-] zarkanian@sh.itjust.works 26 points 2 months ago

Billionaires are truly the most persecuted.

[-] OldChicoAle@lemmy.world 10 points 2 months ago

Won't anyone think of the billionaires?!

[-] pyre@lemmy.world 39 points 2 months ago
[-] FabledAepitaph@lemmy.world 24 points 2 months ago

I'm going to vote even harder

[-] Dnb@lemmy.dbzer0.com 23 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

I'd logged into Twitter the other day for the first time in years, first thing I noticed was a bunch of this twats tweets and that I was following him. Did he force accounts to follow him when he took over?

[-] refalo@programming.dev 17 points 2 months ago
[-] wildcardology@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

I don't follow him and the moment his tweets pushed to my notifications, I immediately deleted my account and deleted the app.

[-] uberdroog@lemmy.world 21 points 2 months ago

We can only hope. Thoughts and prayers.

[-] someguy3@lemmy.world 20 points 2 months ago

Persecution complex.

[-] Ulvain@sh.itjust.works 15 points 2 months ago

Could it be that he's making the calculation that if Kamala's elected, Tesla will be fine anyways, but if Trump gets elected, everything helping electric car makers will go to shits except Tesla, because of his nauseating brown nosing?

Or is his brain just shit and rot? Was it always, or what happened??

[-] Tyfud@lemmy.world 15 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

He's worried about his government contracts being pulled with space X and them coming after him for tax revenue so he pays his fair share.

[-] dumbass@leminal.space 11 points 2 months ago

Cocaine makes you think some crazy shit.

[-] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago

If Kamala/Walz win, their first move will be to ban Xitter and arrest Elon Musk

Woah (Based! Based! Based! Based! Based! Based! Based! Based! Based! Based! Based! Based! Based! Based! Based!)

[-] TheObviousSolution@lemm.ee 7 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

They need to overhaul the FCC and rework and reintroduce the Fairness doctrine and make sure it applies to social networks and that they have access to even the most hidden forms of moderation and how it's getting applied. It should be something rigorous enough that people should be able to issue violation complaints to authorities when breached that will actually be actionable, and it should have different standards between small social networks and large ones.

What I hate about social networks nowadays is how they try to pass off as something that is only surface level and they really make no effort being. Their biases and the sort of comments they are and aren't removing should be on full display, and not just the made up reasons they might stick as an excuse.

[-] slurpeesoforion@startrek.website 6 points 2 months ago

What was the name of that CEO the feds put in prison allegedly because he refused to let any of the alphabet agencies hook directly into the network?

[-] sazey@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

He wish he were that important to be on top of some revenge list.

[-] p5yk0t1km1r4ge@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

Fuck of Elon go back to ruining shit it's all you're good at

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