"Shohei, your numbers are looking a little low in one category, we're gonna put you in as a relief pitcher too "

"When?"

"Every time you start."

I could live to be a thousand and never see another player like him.

On a slightly unrelated note, does anyone know how I can get an alert when Shohei is slated to pitch? Like day of or as soon as it's official? Or at least probable?

This is absolutely wild