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[-] Late2TheParty@lemmy.world 69 points 2 weeks ago

Dafuq did I just read?! 🤣

[-] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 36 points 2 weeks ago

A love story of a caliber not seen sense GREASE

Summer lovin, happened so fast,

I met a bug crazy for me/met a boy tasty to me

...

She flew by me, she bit my... cramp

He stripped for me, got my proboscis damp

I saved her young, she nearly starved

He showed off, splashing around

Summer bugs, something's begun

But, ah! Oh, the summer nights

Malari-a, malari-a, malaria-a, huh!

[-] Shard@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

This is brilliant good sir!

[-] MrLLM@ani.social 11 points 2 weeks ago

Don’t ask. Enjoy ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[-] Cadeillac@lemmy.world 55 points 2 weeks ago
[-] Blubber28@lemmy.world 18 points 2 weeks ago

Still a better love story than Twilight

[-] collapse_already@lemmy.ml 7 points 2 weeks ago

Someone needs to tell him. If you can get a mosquito to bite you on muscle that you then flex. They can get trapped. They can be overfilled with blood to the point where they burst.

this post was submitted on 16 Sep 2024
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