Shoe stealing simulator

Eh kills aleins and doesnt afraid of anything

plumer eat mushroom go brrrrr

Rock and stone

There's cubes

Run around an island with a bunch of talking, bipedal animals.

Your mom dies, your brother runs away so now your dad spends all his time looking for him, and your village gets overtaken by fascists, oh and you're like 12. Somehow it's your job to save the world though.

tradie goes on murderous rampage, breaks into multiple historical buildings trying to find his girlfriend.

Not necessarily my favorite, but I couldn't think of something better:

A girl who orgasms at the thought of battling children, little miss crippling social anxiety, and mister daddy/mommy issues all need your help!

An endless conveyor belt of new recruits get lasered in the face, squeezed by snakes, shocked by electric batons, and mind controlled while trying to save their home from the ayylmaos.

They also frequently have Sears photoshoots taken of their squads to plaster around the game as propaganda.

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You kinda play with reincarnations of Adam and Eve but original Eve was kind of Adam's mom. Current Adam has a lot of trauma he tries to shut away with different personalities but then the ghost of his previous incarnation takes over his father's body to try to push the traumatized personality out. Eventually you discover a kid on a lab who comes to life in your presence and she tells you it was an even older incarnation of Adam who created her artificially based on Eve because nobody could have natural kids anymore at that time but that didn't really wipe humans out either. And all through the game some sort of AI with the personality of some very old folks had been spying on you through your save files. In the end current Adam and Eve fall out of the sky naked but inside a giant robot, with all your friends watching you from a distance because they can't fly since your actions made every other giant robot stop working, except for yours.

rock paper scissors with aliens

Big chickens, big cats, big squirrels, big whatever the fuck that thing is. Better kill or capture them using my big sword.

The world ended and is full of ghosts, but you still gotta work your 9 to 5 with your best bud.

Some dude slaughters tons of animals and robs historical buildings in order to kill a lizard.

Let me sleep for centuries while pure evil kills everyone.

Not the 3rd or 4th time you were a prisoner, but the 2nd.

You touch something you shouldn't have, then nobody would ever believe what you've seen, but you keep trying to convince every species in the galaxy.

Jumping around obstacles and running away from gunshots, but you'll spend most of the time falling to your death.

Super powerful space ninjas with mommy issues shoot big ass guns.

You're an ex CEO of a Japanese company, but somehow are still pulled in their affair.

You know all those books and literary analysis you had to do in Englidh class that you hated? Yeah what if we made a game about those guys? Oh and don't worry, we got guys from all over the globe, so we're going to make you relive that pain regardless if you're from Spain or Korea. Oh you liked that part of class? Good news! We made Rodion Raskinolov an anime waifu!

Alternatively: solving a centuries long race war in the only way we know how - with 13 year olds and 90's themed warfare! It's not a child soldier if the military doesn't know about it! We swear this is deadly serious we gave the kid a FN P90

So like, there's this Gate, right?

A group of teenagers who hate loud music die. Then they eat a bunch of food and meet/become god. Also maybe they become better people or something? IDK, I'm still trying to influence fashion to min/max my stats.