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[-] MoogleMaestro@lemmy.zip 13 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Taylor Swift should just make her own social media company. Put mastodon on a server and call it a day for X dot com lmao

[-] VantaBrandon@lemmy.world 13 points 2 months ago

"Don't get high on your own supply". Violated the golden rule. Social media causes mental illness, when taken in large doses may render you fucking insane.

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[-] hungryphrog 12 points 2 months ago

i hope he gets ripped into shreds by said cats

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[-] Kalysta@lemm.ee 11 points 2 months ago

I really hope her response is “why would I want to have YOUR baby, when I’m dating a real man?”

[-] Blackmist@feddit.uk 11 points 2 months ago

He can't give her a child, that cave diver got there first.

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[-] TheEighthDoctor@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago

At this point he's got kids lying around in places he probably forgot existed, might as well give her one, the kid would probably be grateful...

[-] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago

All this dude does is pop out kids with different women. He's got, what...12 now? With Wilson, Grimes, Zilis and a surrogate. Why the hell do women bother and get ditched with his kids to take care of? He's like some bored prince screwing the servants and leaving bastards everywhere. I mean, is he gay? Not criticizing anything about being gay...but his inability to form any lasting relationships with women might indicate something.

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[-] TheObviousSolution@lemm.ee 7 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

If we lived in a reasonable world, any major social network would be firewalled and closed off while they got fined to oblivion after this extreme display of fostering of misogyny. Elon Musk is an argument for socialism, specifically the one that drags him into a jail cell and appropriates the wealth he would have misused for society. Neither SpaceX nor Tesla really needs his parasitic presence any longer, and I doubt this one trick pony could be successfully steal another revolutionary venture to finance into.

[-] WoahWoah@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago

I'll fuck you good, I'll fuck you real good, baby. Best 12 seconds of your life. And I'll kill your cats.

-Elon Musk

[-] bufalo1973@lemmy.ml 6 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Well, technically he didn't say anything about having sex. Maybe he was thinking about kidnapping a child and giving him/her to her. 🤔

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