Some of you will be pushed through a fine mesh screen to mod here. Those will be luckiest of all. I would be honored, always approaching the trolls with the element of surprise.

Y'know, boys, a good moderator needs many skills, such as boldness, daring and a velour uniform. If I was moderator all I would ask from my users would be their complete loyalty. If I had that, then for all I cared they could sit around the whole day drinking beer in their underpants.

I saw the pic and thought war were declared.

Thanks for all who were interested. I chose mods based on interaction in this community and involvement in other communities, and used that info to appoint those individuals who I believe best fit the nature of this sub.

We are all strangers on the internet and mostly only been here for a few days so lets give it a go and let's see where it takes us. Looking forward to the adventure with you all!

PS - Happy Fryday (insert Kif groan here)

If we all work together we only have to do one quintillionth of a thing

I have a futurama tattoo. Do I qualify?

All I know is my gut says "maybe".

Valentine's Day Is Coming? Oh Crap, I Forgot To Get A Girlfriend Again.

If, for any reason, you're not completely satisfied: I hate you.

Spam bots have a preset spam limit. Knowing their weakness, we can send wave after wave of mods at them until they reach their limit and shut down.

Tell my wife Hello

As long as you don’t forget about our 5% military discount. I need my Big Pink. It’s the only gum with the breath-freshening power of ham.

If I’m not elected to mod ask my nephew how I’ll feel.

Nephew: To shreds you say.

If you still need help, "The body is willing" 😉

War were declared.

Do.. do I win? I’ll do mod stuff.