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[-] tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 28 points 1 week ago

Surprised they don't have to accelerate using the touch screen.

[-] Reverendender@sh.itjust.works 23 points 1 week ago

What a world we live in. And I’m over here sticking my feet through the floor to scrabble scrabble scrabble along the pavement

[-] turbodrooler@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago

Yabba dabba doo

this post was submitted on 09 Sep 2024

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