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[-] Melatonin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 152 points 10 months ago

Life tip: if you don't already KNOW the answer is yes, don't ask. It's too early.

[-] workerONE@lemmy.world 75 points 10 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

I had a girlfriend asking me like twice a week for a year- when I was going to propose and then I did and she said no.

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[-] themeatbridge@lemmy.world 115 points 10 months ago

I feel like the jeweler should have stopped him.

[-] Stern@lemmy.world 104 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

The customer is always right in matters of taste. He wants an ugly ring? Jeweler should try and steer him away... but if homey is dead set, get paid in advance and make sure they sign off on the design.

[-] taladar@sh.itjust.works 42 points 10 months ago

I mean to be fair 99% of those rings look ugly.

[-] ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net 26 points 10 months ago

I'm with you on this - I think most jewelery is gaudy AF.

But eye of the beholder and all.

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[-] themeatbridge@lemmy.world 21 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Yeah, but like... Bruh, are you sure she's as into Iron Man as you are? I know it was your first date, but she's going to have to wear this everywhere. She's going to show it off to her friends and family and coworkers. This bright red abomination that looks like it came in a box of cereal, that's going to cost at a minimum $50 thousand dollars. Are. You. Sure?

[-] jlh@lemmy.jlh.name 16 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

She could have always asked for a different ring. This ring wasn't what was wrong with that relationship. it is hilariously awful though.

[-] themeatbridge@lemmy.world 10 points 10 months ago

You're right about that. I would guess that this ring is a strong indication of the underlying problem, though. Specifically, impulsivity and egocentrism and an unhealthy dose of obtuse carelessness.

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[-] SARGE@startrek.website 10 points 10 months ago

in matters of taste

Oh my god I just felt my chest release slightly with a tension I didn't even know was there.

I never hear the full sentence, people always just cut it off 5 words in for some reason...

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[-] BugleFingers@lemmy.world 9 points 10 months ago

I am always wrong in matters of taste. This is why I get other people to do all tastes for me. This includes my wardrobe

[-] Blackout@fedia.io 30 points 10 months ago

The only thing that is real is that ring

[-] errer@lemmy.world 26 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Customer: Did you do it?

Jeweler: Yes

Customer: What did it cost?

Jeweler: Everything

[-] ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net 10 points 10 months ago

Who is to say he didn't? He probably told him this isn't going to work out the way he thinks it will, but Delusional Man said, "Bet" and gave him a bag of money.

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[-] RandomLegend@lemmy.dbzer0.com 106 points 10 months ago

i will never understand that stupid craze about expensive engagement rings... i engaged to my wife without a ring. It was just a very emotional situation, i was sure that i wanted to ask her... and then i just asked. No ring, no special event planned out or something... just asked her, and she said yes.

People paying cars worth of money for a ring is so unbelievable for me.

[-] sicarius@lemmy.world 88 points 10 months ago

I gave my wife a ring made out of coconut. Cost me $2 and she instantly dropped it off the balcony if the resturaunt we were at. The Thai owner of the place climbed off the balcony into the boulder field underneath and spent 20 minutes looking for it. Even after I explained that it was only a cheap coconut ring. He said the price isn't the point, it's the memories!
He found it, what a legend.

[-] bane_killgrind@slrpnk.net 28 points 10 months ago

I carved a wood ring for her, and she was surprised I popped the question after I was carving it in front of her and sizing it against her finger

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[-] deegeese@sopuli.xyz 25 points 10 months ago

“Once upon a time” an expensive engagement ring worked as a sort of bride price and was a hedge against the risk of premarital sex.

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[-] cobysev@lemmy.world 19 points 10 months ago

Back when my wife and I were still dating, she found a cheap ring she loved. It was just a normal jewelry ring with her favorite stones in it, not a fancy engagement ring or anything. But she loved it so much, she told me that if I ever proposed to her, she gave me permission to steal it from her and re-present it as an engagement ring. Which I did.

I felt bad about it though. I took the ring to propose, but my plans fell through and it took me a few more days to arrange a new proposal plan. She had forgotten all about our conversation, so the whole time she was tearing the house apart, looking for her favorite ring. She loved that I "found" it and gave it back to her with a proposal.

[-] stringere@sh.itjust.works 12 points 10 months ago

I gave my wife Nenya, a replica of Galadriel's ring from Lord of the Rings made by WETA who are the folks that did the movie props. Silver and cubic zirconia ost $75. Mine was $14, wood and platinum. We're 9 years in and going strong.

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[-] Riven@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 10 months ago

I got my fiancee a gold cat bell instead of a ring. Granted it was a bit pricey but it has special meaning to us and it was definitely not worth cars amount of money like some people spend.

[-] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 25 points 10 months ago

Plus it's harder for her to sneak up on you now

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[-] Betty_Boopie@lemmy.world 86 points 10 months ago

Good news! This ring also comes in fuchsia pink with piss yellow sapphires:

[-] rustydrd@sh.itjust.works 31 points 10 months ago

JFC, does this guy specialize in making rings that look like shit?

[-] Betty_Boopie@lemmy.world 35 points 10 months ago

I feel like even calling this a ring is an insult to actual jewelry

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[-] Valmond@lemmy.world 16 points 10 months ago

When you want a 'no'

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[-] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 62 points 10 months ago

Guy must be really poor because this looks like something that cost 20 bucks on Wish.com.

[-] snooggums@midwest.social 39 points 10 months ago

He didn't say what he made in 18 months. He might just sell Santa themed toilet seat covers during the holidays and isn't aware of how to advertise.

[-] JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.world 35 points 10 months ago

I don't even get how it's iron man 3 themed? The Mk 42 was mostly gold

This looks more reminiscent of the suit he wore at the beginning of Iron Man 2

[-] The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world 60 points 10 months ago

Maybe that's why she said no.

[-] JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.world 26 points 10 months ago

I can't marry this man! He doesn't even know his iron man suits!

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[-] crimsoncobalt@lemmy.world 35 points 10 months ago

I don't know what you're talking about. Art Masters Jewelry is amazing. Just look at this masterpiece:

More of them here: https://artmastersjewelry.com/product-category/engagement-rings/

[-] yuri@pawb.social 41 points 10 months ago

It is pretty, but:

  1. Colored rhodium is garbo, that plating will wear off faster than you’d think. Regular ass white rhodium is already the most expensive precious metal, 1 gram suspended in plating solution is nearly $500 COST. I’ve literally never heard of a store having anything other than white on hand.

  2. ALLLLL of their products are only represented with 3d renderings. This is a HUGE red flag. If someone isn’t even bothering to have physical models of their products made, they have no way of guaranteeing the quality of those products. It looks snaggy as fuck, and it probably is because they never actually made one to try on!

  3. Jesus christ imagine wearing that thing. The tongues on those snakes would be fucked IMMEDIATELY. The spikes on top of those prongs would get absolutely ruined in between ripping apart every piece of fabric you moved it near. If you ever need ONE prong retipped you’ll either have to lose the spikes on all of them, or just deal with them mismatching. That WHOLE ASS HEAD is so atypical and seated strangely that even IF you managed to wear it for years, long enough to necessitate the kind of general maintenance all jewelry eventually needs, you’ll end up getting shrugged at and told “yeah I don’t know how anyone could work on this”. Even IF you got someone to work on it, that finish is gonna need touched up, which is AGAIN, something no one outside of the manufacturer will do for a reasonable price. There’s not even a good way to strip off the existing rhodium, so you’d end up with black shit stuck in all the crevasses.

I think they’re very striking, but I swear to god y’all, my store will get at least one flyer every week from some new manufacturer with a line EXACTLY like this. Buncha whacky way-off-the-beaten-path design choices, there’s no actual pictures of anything, and the markup is frankly embarrassing. Regular ass jewelry stores like mine could have this shit custom made as a complete 1-off for LESS than what they’re selling it for, don’t buy jewelry online folks 💖

[-] shuzuko@midwest.social 11 points 10 months ago

Holy balls, I didn't even zoom in to look at the prongs on that serpent ring. That's the kind of design made by someone who only ever designs shit and never has to work on the physical product. It looks cool but no one will ever bother to attempt to recreate that if they need to do maintenance. Plus I could easily see the little circles just, bending off and OOP, there goes the stone. There's a reason prongs are designed the way they are.

Fucking design nerds 🙄 and I say that as someone with more design experience than practical experience - but at least I fucking listen to actual bench jewelers when I do my CAD work.

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[-] eestileib@sh.itjust.works 16 points 10 months ago

That would be incredibly inconvenient to wear, but I don't think it looks terrible.

[-] fartsparkles@sh.itjust.works 15 points 10 months ago

Yeah I mean come on, this is absolutely stunning /s

Image

[-] kautau@lemmy.world 19 points 10 months ago

That ring is going to drug and rob me and be gone when I wake up in the morning

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[-] shuzuko@midwest.social 15 points 10 months ago

Jfc

So, my husband is a jeweler. We recently started our own business (mostly repairs right now). These things are largely poorly designed and way overpriced for what they are. Plus, there's a lot of bullshit like "14k black gold", which isn't a thing. It's possibly 14k white or yellow gold with black rhodium plating, which will wear off in about 2 years and need replating. And there's one with a 1.5ish carat diamond and a few melee marquis, with no other detailing or anything particularly interesting other than the "14k black gold" bullshit, and they're trying to sell it for over $10,000 usd. Fucking LOL. This site is trash.

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[-] KillingTimeItself@lemmy.dbzer0.com 27 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

yall know you don't need to buy these things right?

Go find a funny rock or two somewhere on a stream, it's as good as any ring, except you can't wear it on your finger, which is probably good anyway.

[-] skulblaka@sh.itjust.works 13 points 10 months ago

Even if you want a ring, we got wooden rings. Cost like $100 for some really nice ones with fire opal inlay from an online craftsman. I've already cracked mine a little by being a dumbass with heavy car parts so I'm just ordering another. It's cheap, and on top of that if I had dropped a brake rotor onto a gold or metal ring it might have gotten flattened and trapped on my finger. The wood just cracked a little and flexed right back into its original shape.

If I had a lathe and some motivation I could even make my own, but I'm happy paying the relatively modest price of a single Benjamin for a well crafted ring with inlay.

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[-] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 24 points 10 months ago

Will you marry me and wear this awful thing on your hand?

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[-] MrJameGumb@lemmy.world 23 points 10 months ago

It looks like a giant whitehead pimple lol

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[-] JimVanDeventer@lemmy.world 19 points 10 months ago

Biblically accurate Iron Man.

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[-] drunkpostdisaster@lemmy.world 18 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Am I the only one who thinks this looks cool? If he said nothing about it being related to Iron Man 3 (one of the worst MCU movies at the time) I think it would have been acceptable. Wedding rings a fucking stupid anyway buying an expensive one just means you are a mark who does not deserve money.

[-] Subverb@lemmy.world 35 points 10 months ago
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[-] kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world 15 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

I mean, it's at least worth the value of the stones and the raw materials of the band if it's recoverable without it all being red. But that is some "Holy Autism, Batman," levels of understanding what women, or any halfway average person would want.

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[-] hakunawazo@lemmy.world 13 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

They just wanted to recreate Iron-Man 2.

[-] flames5123@lemmy.world 13 points 10 months ago

My wife’s engagement ring was custom made! It is a key blade with the kingdom hearts logo on the front, with tiny tiny diamonds on the hearts and 3 small sapphires in the little crown on the heart. I tried to get moissanite, but because the diamonds are so small, they said they don’t make moissanite that small, and it would save fractions of a dollar.

It cost me less than half a semester’s tuition in college, so not super expensive like the “3 months salary” bullcrap.

In fact, I had to go through two jewelers for this because when I was pitching the concept to the first one, they saw the Disney logo on the key blade and refused to do it. I just clipped that out when I went to another shop.

Pics: https://imgur.com/gallery/SlD4b

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