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Make this thread look like it's your first day on the internet (lemm.ee)

submitted 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) by jonathanvmv8f@lemm.ee to c/memes@lemmy.world

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I think the use of this meme format already counts as an example

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[-] tacosplease@lemmy.world 11 points 9 months ago

Hello? Is this tech support? I was trying to leave a comment, but the site is so poorly designed it doesn't seem to have a submit button. Please help immediately. Just call my personal cell at ...

[-] Lasherz12@lemmy.world 11 points 9 months ago

Stop blowing up my phone!!!!!!@@@!!! I'm done talking to this thread leave me alone!!! How do I stop pop ups?

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[-] h3mlocke@lemm.ee 11 points 9 months ago

How do I choose my instance?

[-] superkret@feddit.org 11 points 9 months ago

YAHOO!.
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[-] BreadOven@lemmy.world 10 points 9 months ago

I just downloaded the great song. It's lowrider by ZZ Top.

Also: all your base are belong to us. XD.

[-] Valmond@lemmy.world 10 points 9 months ago

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Screechingly loud music blasts

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[-] mohammed_alibi@lemmy.world 10 points 9 months ago

What is this place? How do I get back to my AOL?

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[-] secret300@lemmy.sdf.org 10 points 9 months ago

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[-] CileTheSane@lemmy.ca 10 points 9 months ago

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[-] kat_angstrom@lemmy.world 10 points 9 months ago

Hey

[-] Nougat@fedia.io 9 points 9 months ago

asl

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[-] thisbenzingring@lemmy.sdf.org 9 points 9 months ago

What is LoL? Are you calling me a loser?

(One of my actual first experiences on the Internet)

[-] GregorTacTac@lemm.ee 9 points 9 months ago

What is this "Linux" everyone is talking about?

[-] VoilaChihuahua@lemmy.world 9 points 9 months ago

Hey I asked this a while ago elsewhere but can't find the reply. Does anyone know when our target closes? It's a holiday here.

[-] rimjob_rainer@discuss.tchncs.de 8 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

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[-] MyTurtleSwimsUpsideDown@fedia.io 8 points 9 months ago

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[-] Cadeillac@lemmy.world 8 points 9 months ago

First!

Edit: someone beat me to it

[-] Earthquake@suppo.fi 8 points 9 months ago

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[-] moosetwin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

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[-] Pyr_Pressure@lemmy.ca 8 points 9 months ago

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[-] Thebeardedsinglemalt@lemmy.world 8 points 9 months ago

Can i really double my ram for free by deleting deltree.exe?
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Steve Case instant messaged me saying my password needs to be reset, better send it to him!

[-] jonathanvmv8f@lemm.ee 8 points 9 months ago

BTW it's cake day for what was supposed to be a throwaway account

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[-] explodicle@sh.itjust.works 8 points 9 months ago

Haha you all suck, looooooosers! Fuck shit ass

[-] possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip 8 points 9 months ago

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https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/OSI_model

[-] RBWells@lemmy.world 8 points 9 months ago

Hello, world!

[-] n3cr0@lemmy.world 7 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

My screen turned black while I was responding to a very urgent message from the African prince. Is this the so called "Darknet" that all the cool kids surf these days?

[-] 10_0@lemmy.ml 7 points 9 months ago

dear google my internet search browser has stopped functioning, this is not acceptable and I will be opening a complaint with the internet police, fix the issue now or I will be having a word with your manager about your lack of professionalism. Yours a lost customer! What is the Harlem shake?

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