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One of Shakespeares greatest lines.
The irony of Trumpists going on about Biden's mental state when Trump is just as bad today. Who would have thought that 80 year old presidents are not a good idea. It's elder abuse.
just as bad today.
Biden has never been this bad, despite having a studder.
Before i noticed the trump in the background I legitimately though I was having a stroke trying to read this.
He talks like hes just repeatedly hitting the suggested word on his phone keyboard.
This is the greatest description ever written of Trump's speeches
On today's episode of Trump quote or Markov Chain Text...
Ah yes, the holy father trump goes to heaven by molesting children - how can we religious heathens bask in the same glory if our morals and care for other people prevent us from doing the same 😢
Always fun when they say the quiet part out loud isn't it? Becsuse past the babbling and the nonsense he's saying what a lot of them say. He's saying if he wasn't scared of not getting to heaven there would be no reason to restrain himself. Of course I don't think you could really argue he's restraining himself now. So that begs the question how much worse could he be? What's he holding back? Shudder to think.
Religion is such a great thing [...] you almost say [...] let's not be good what difference does it make
I wish these came with a link to a video of him saying it.
That right there is some top tier weaving.
From a screenshot that I sent to a friend the other day:
transcript (tesseract + manual tweaks):
"Religion is such a great thing it's so it keeps you
know there's something to be good about you
want to be good you wanna it's so important I
don't know if it's explained right I don't know if I
am explaining it right you know you want to be
good you want to go to heaven when you have
something like that you wanna go to heaven OK
so you want to go to heaven so if we don't have
heaven OK you almost say what's the reason
why do I have to be good let's not be good what
difference does it make"
-The Stable Genius
June 2024
Got to get back Back to the past Samurai Jack
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