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[-] mycodesucks@lemmy.world 104 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

What if you're pirating to avoid agreeing to an EULA that lets a giant corporation murder your family members?

[-] Chozo@fedia.io 78 points 10 months ago

Yeah, that lawsuit from last week is also why I started pirating 20 years ago.

[-] SomeoneSomewhere@lemmy.nz 44 points 10 months ago

Try the Sony BMG Rootkit, contained on music CDs:

In 2005 it was revealed that the implementation of copy protection measures on about 22 million CDs distributed by Sony BMG installed one of two pieces of software that provided a form of digital rights management (DRM) by modifying the operating system to interfere with CD copying. Neither program could easily be uninstalled, and they created vulnerabilities that were exploited by unrelated malware. One of the programs would install and "phone home" with reports on the user's private listening habits, even if the user refused its end-user license agreement (EULA), while the other was not mentioned in the EULA at all. Both programs contained code from several pieces of copylefted free software in an apparent infringement of copyright, and configured the operating system to hide the software's existence, leading to both programs being classified as rootkits.

[-] daggermoon@lemmy.world 7 points 10 months ago

I have a few of those CD's. They also have copy protection to keep people from copying the CD's. It doesn't work.

[-] SomeoneSomewhere@lemmy.nz 10 points 10 months ago

You can't really have effective copy protection on any disc that can be played in a basic CD player; they're just too simple.

So Sony's approach was to put an autorun installer for a 'music player' on the disk too. If installed, it attempted to lock your CD drive from being used by any other software and couldn't be easily uninstalled. And they pirated open-source software (yes, that's possible) to build it.

SMH My Head.

[-] daggermoon@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago

Even if it did we's still find a way to copy it. I copy Ultra HD-Blu-rays I purchase to my hdd as a backup. DRM only serves to punish those who actually spend money on media.

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[-] KomfortablesKissen@discuss.tchncs.de 20 points 10 months ago

Then you're violating the law! Just agree to the 40 page legalese text as if you were on an equal footing.

  • Let your personal pet lawyer read it if you can't.
  • Don't forget to read every change to them, because every EULA allows the vendor to change parts of the EULA at any time.
  • Enjoy having fewer rights to the bought stuff than a pirate does, because the EULA makes you waive them. Or will make you waive them.
[-] db0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 47 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)
[-] Fetus@lemmy.world 19 points 10 months ago

I'm fine with people calling piracy theft, if it means they'll pirate more.

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[-] Sabin10@lemmy.world 31 points 10 months ago

I'm over here pirating things because I don't want to pay for them but I'll probably never watch/play them. Which side of the image am I?

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 42 points 10 months ago

Lagolas, Destroyer of Bandwidth.

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[-] soloner@lemmy.world 24 points 10 months ago

I guess if you aren't consuming then you must just really enjoy the theft aspect of it. You're on the right

[-] Sarmyth@lemmy.world 22 points 10 months ago

Once unskippable warnings and ads appeared on DVDs I bought, I became a lost cause.

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[-] turnipjs@lemmy.ml 18 points 10 months ago

If buying isn't owning, piracy isn't theft. It is something else.

[-] robocall@lemmy.world 16 points 10 months ago

Theft is such an ugly word. It's really taking from the rich and giving to the poor.

[-] andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works 15 points 10 months ago

Keep robbin', stay hoodin'.

[-] SandbagTiara2816@lemmy.dbzer0.com 16 points 10 months ago
[-] morrowind@lemmy.ml 14 points 10 months ago

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[-] N0body@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 10 months ago

You pirate content to save money and protest the excesses of capitalism.

I pirate content because I enjoy singing sea shanties with the mates while seeding torrents.

We are not the same.

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 11 points 10 months ago
[-] sol6_vi@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago

What a great show. I really appreciate this meme.

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago

Over the Garden Wall for those who don't know. It was a miniseries Cartoon Network did in the 2010s and I agree, it was a really great show.

[-] bizarrocullen@lemmy.world 8 points 10 months ago

Because I'm a cheap bastard.

And also because I'm a third worlder and piracy is my only access.

[-] goldenex@lemmy.world 8 points 10 months ago

And it's good for my financial health

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[-] bl_r@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 10 months ago

If you can’t own it, you might as well “steal it”

But hey, property is theft anyways so who the fuck cares if I copy media without paying the ghouls who “own” the work made by other people they pay pennies of their dollar

[-] RangerJosie@lemmy.world 8 points 10 months ago
[-] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 18 points 10 months ago

If purchasing doesn't convey ownership, copying cannot be theft.

[-] MrSilkworm@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago

Underrated comment. Upvote it more

[-] infinite_ass@leminal.space 8 points 10 months ago

My friend (an old lady unfamiliar with pirates) bought a dvd the other day. A comedy from 15 years ago.

It had been censored. Offensive dialogue dubbed over. No warning on rhe package.

Yo ho forever.

[-] bruhduh@lemmy.world 7 points 10 months ago

*bargain also known as 100% discount

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[-] infinite_ass@leminal.space 7 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Morality is a great tool for justifying legal enforcement of my desires. All it takes is a good argument connecting the two.

The arguments are getting less good here tho. They're getting very thin and flimsy.

What would happen if we threw away the moral argument?

What if instead of offering a moral argument for why you shouldn't pirate their movies, Disney just said "come at me bro"?

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[-] 10_0@lemmy.ml 6 points 10 months ago

Based theft of pixels on screen

[-] infinite_ass@leminal.space 5 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

And the selection is VASTLY superior.

Instead of accessing only what netflix is "offering" today, I have access to EVERYTHING. All the time. Forever. Even obscure weird old stuff.

The entire body of media created by the human race is mine!

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[-] Blackmist@feddit.uk 5 points 10 months ago

I was just sick of looking through several apps to see if I had access to something.

[-] bruhduh@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

You can also say that you download games from green steam *torrent

[-] VinesNFluff@pawb.social 5 points 10 months ago

I just like getting my dumb blorbos without having to have a spreadsheet of where to find them scattered over 20 different services

[-] starman2112@sh.itjust.works 5 points 10 months ago

I pirate because I want to watch Last Exile now, not 3 months ago when Hulu had the rights to it, and not some time in the future when they may acquire the rights again

Also it's easier than finding physical copies of 30 year old OVAs

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