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[-] hellfire103@lemmy.ca 104 points 2 weeks ago

"Know" is a stretch. Plants respond to attack by releasing chemicals (e.g. nettles and grasses), curling or retracting their leaves (e.g. acacia), or by changing their morphology (e.g. holly); but they have no nervous system - let alone a brain - so it's not like you're killing an animal.

[-] prettybunnys@sh.itjust.works 101 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Plants having no nervous system is being challenged with the idea that the plant itself is its central nervous system.

They react to stimulus, they emit sounds (different ones when in “pain”), and communicate with each other.

They don’t have consciousness in a way we understand

I dont mean this as a “dunk” but more of a how neat is that

[-] LordGimp@lemm.ee 39 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

It's always funny to me how people eat up the concept of a distrubuted neural network in tech but scoff at the same idea applying to something like a tree or a fungus.

Pando is the largest organism by area, and the Humungous Fungus is the largest by mass. The idea that those organisms don't "think" in some way is laughable.

[-] MotoAsh@lemmy.world 15 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

"In some way" is doing A LOT of heavy lifting there. ... although in the general sense, agreed.

Especially given how many outright wrong or otherwise assinine conclusions some "thinking" animals come to... Perhaps communicative consciousness is overrated on the intelligence scale.

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[-] hellfire103@lemmy.ca 30 points 2 weeks ago
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[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 27 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

We don't know how consciousness works enough to say they don't. Having a brain and/or nervous system might not be necessary.

They don't have muscles either, but some plants are known to uproot themselves and fucking move.

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[-] bruhduh@lemmy.world 67 points 2 weeks ago

Lemmyworld admins be like

[-] ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 51 points 2 weeks ago

Let's assume for a moment that somehow your salad was conscious. That's an even bigger reason not to eat an animal that has to be fed on plants for a long time.

[-] krashmo@lemmy.world 38 points 2 weeks ago

Or maybe its just a fundamental fact of life that something has to die in order for you to live and virtue signaling about the degree to which you participate in that death is a pointless exercise.

[-] FooBarrington@lemmy.world 44 points 2 weeks ago

Ah yes, the old "I accidentally stepped on a fly, might as well exterminate the whole biosphere" defense

[-] ignotum@lemmy.world 27 points 2 weeks ago

"our new cancer drug is 99% effective!"

"So it doesn't work in 1% of cases? Then what's the point, throw it away, we just have to accept that cancer is going to happen"

[-] mildlyusedbrain@lemmy.world 17 points 2 weeks ago

These arguments are exactly why people hate vegans. It's nonsense.

Not only do you jump to an insane straw man. You showcase that you ignore a clear increasing contradiction around your world view and choose reactionary nothing.

If you care about life realize the harder question. If you care about the environment realize clear inefficiencues. Currently, you showcase nothing more than crude thoughtlessness.

[-] BarrelAgedBoredom@lemm.ee 28 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

I'm not a vegan but it's foolish to think that vegans aren't objectively correct. Let's even say that plants are conscious beings on the level of cows or pigs. The conditions these plants are grown in are a million times better than that of the average factory farm animal. Additionally, in order to sustain ourselves on cows and pigs, exponentially more of these conscious plants need to be killed to fatten the conscious animals we are eating.

If we just ate the plants instead there would be several orders of magnitude less suffering in the word, antibiotic resistant bacteria would be a less immediate issue, a significant amount of our greenhouse gas emissions would disappear, and we'd all probably be healthier to boot.

Yes, something has to die in order for any organism to continue it's existence. Let's not pretend that only plants dying aren't a better alternative in every way to animals dying in order to further our collective existence. You accuse vegans of being reactionary but your comment smacks of knee-jerky defensiveness for something you seem to understand is wrong

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[-] BlackDragon@slrpnk.net 13 points 2 weeks ago

Not only do you jump to an insane straw man.

It wasn't an insane strawman though? It was literally the argument they made. Something has to die for you to eat, therefore it doesn't matter how many things you kill or how necessary those deaths are. The fact that you must kill something absolves you of any guilt for any amount of killing, is the ridiculous argument the person made (and which carnists often make) which we are making fun of for being obviously evil and wrong.

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[-] ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 22 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Or maybe there's happy middle where everyone can live comfortably while keeping the harm we cause at a minimum.

Or, at the most selfish, we could make sure we don't kill ourselves this decade or the next.

[-] Objection@lemmy.ml 21 points 2 weeks ago

This logic doesn't make sense in any other context. Like, if I say we should try to reduce CO2 levels in the atmosphere, you could point out that emitting CO2 is a fundamental part of human life, so something something virtue signaling blah blah blah. Just because something is unavoidable to a certain degree doesn't mean we shouldn't try to minimize it.

[-] SketchySeaBeast@lemmy.ca 11 points 2 weeks ago

We as humans are blessed with the ability to choose how we interact with these "facts of life".

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[-] KillingTimeItself@lemmy.dbzer0.com 50 points 2 weeks ago

hey vegans, cool fact, plant based diets are vastly more efficient and effective at feeding people than meat based diets.

Meat consumes plants to exist, most of that energy is lost. Not so much with plants.

Just start telling people this shit lmao. Who cares about morality when you can pretend to be saving the environment instead.

[-] pyre@lemmy.world 23 points 2 weeks ago

I'm no vegan but that's a common vegan talking point

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 13 points 2 weeks ago

It is, but many vegans also do really unhelpful things that are closer to trying to berate or shame people into not eating meat and it is obviously not effective.

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[-] Soulcreator@lemmy.world 17 points 2 weeks ago

Hey non-vegan, fun fact: No one really cares when you tell them eating plants are more efficient.

Common responses include "bAc0Nnnnnn!" and "I'm gonna eat two times the amount of meat to make your efforts useless".

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[-] theyoyomaster@lemmy.world 15 points 2 weeks ago

Cool, but steak is my favorite animal.

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[-] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 15 points 2 weeks ago

You think they don't? And environmentalism is also morality.

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[-] superkret@feddit.org 49 points 2 weeks ago

Carnivores eat animals that eat a lot more plants than humans could ever eat.

That's why I only eat baby animals. They only drink milk, which hurts no one.

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[-] Chev@lemmy.world 46 points 2 weeks ago

Everybody needs to eat stuff. And if it is about reducing pain and having a better climate impact, you should plants all the way. A cow eats 50 times the amount of plants that it gives back in meat.

[-] MadBigote@lemmy.world 16 points 2 weeks ago
[-] chetradley@lemmy.world 19 points 2 weeks ago

I'm afraid I'm going to need a better argument than "I support killing animals because it makes me feel good."

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There's a type of person that thinks Joe Rogan is clever because they agree with him.

[-] Objection@lemmy.ml 35 points 2 weeks ago

"Plants rights activists" out in full force in this thread lol

[-] commie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 points 2 weeks ago

it's not that they want to reduce plant suffering. it's that they don't care if plants suffer.

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[-] Banichan@dormi.zone 34 points 2 weeks ago

Those poor cats. Vegans shouldn't be allowed to own meat.

[-] Makeshift@sh.itjust.works 24 points 2 weeks ago

Dogs taste better anyways. Can’t beat a good Elwood’s steak!

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[-] naught@sh.itjust.works 17 points 2 weeks ago

I am mostly vegan and my cat and dog eat mostly meat 🖕

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[-] barsquid@lemmy.world 31 points 2 weeks ago

There's no way this won't restart the same argument with someone, huh? Top-tier shitpost, well done.

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[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 27 points 2 weeks ago

That's why I only eat fungi. It'll be reciprocal eventually.

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[-] Leviathan@lemmy.world 24 points 2 weeks ago

Yo fuck that propagandist piece of shit Joe Rogan. Keep him off of my feed.

[-] iAvicenna@lemmy.world 20 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

I mean if you stretch the definition enough even cells know they are being eaten. they usually respond by "shit this cant be good, I better press this big red button"

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[-] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 19 points 2 weeks ago

There was a Hungarian cult that convinced others that people can survive by eating light. There were some deaths and was quickly shut down, but they exist forever in anorexia-related jokes.

[-] abbadon420@lemm.ee 11 points 2 weeks ago

I think you're talking about Breatherism? There've been a couple of those cults all over Europe. It's not particularly popular, luckily, but they often make it to the newspapers, because someone usually dies.

It originates from Hinduism though. There's a another Indian religion called Jainism. These are the monks you see brushing away the beetles before their feet, to not step on them. It's very much about nature and spiritualism and being good. Fasting is a key concept of this religion and the most extreme cases will choose to fast until death to cleanse the world. This is all very spiritual though and takes years of preparation.

[-] Nurgus@lemmy.world 18 points 2 weeks ago

Ew, Joe Rogan.

[-] aniki@discuss.tchncs.de 15 points 2 weeks ago

Do y'all not eat vegetables too?

[-] catsarebadpeople@sh.itjust.works 14 points 2 weeks ago

Joe Rogan 🤮

[-] BruceTwarzen@lemm.ee 12 points 2 weeks ago

Finally we have one thing to pin on like 3 weird vegans.

[-] naevaTheRat@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 2 weeks ago
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[-] Duke_Nukem_1990@feddit.org 10 points 2 weeks ago

Siding with alt right trash like Joe Roegan to own the ~~libs~~ vegans 😎

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