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[-] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 31 points 2 months ago

Are crows a political party?

[-] pyre@lemmy.world 11 points 2 months ago

nah they're too smart to appeal to the average voter

[-] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 2 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

FPTP strikes again, smh

[-] peto@lemm.ee 8 points 2 months ago

Nah, you are thinking of owls.

[-] Vedlt@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

I'd vote for 'em

[-] dubyakay@lemmy.ca 3 points 2 months ago

They are a murder.

[-] gibmiser@lemmy.world 15 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

This study was conducted by a bio grad student with a minor in philosophy.

I bet we can make dolphins can have existential crises. Let's torture one and find out!

[-] Reverendender@sh.itjust.works 8 points 2 months ago

Study: ~~Crows~~ Humans Intelligent Enough To Steal Trinkets, But Foolish Enough To Think Material Goods Will Solve Problems

[-] Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 2 months ago
[-] BlindFrog@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

I love websites designed like Hypnospace and LingsCars

[-] Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 2 months ago

If you’d like some deep lore…

[-] finley@lemm.ee 3 points 2 months ago

This got a solid guffaw from me

[-] plumbercraic@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 2 months ago

Okay this was great - thanks OP

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