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[-] SevenSixteen@lemmy.world 40 points 2 years ago

free thinkers and paid thinkers when paid subscription thinkers show up

[-] Godric@lemmy.world 27 points 2 years ago

When paid subscription (free trial) thinkers show up:

[-] sounddrill@lemmy.antemeridiem.xyz 1 points 2 years ago

Twitter users

[-] Annoyed_Crabby@monyet.cc 30 points 2 years ago

Wait until the Subscription Thinker shows up.

[-] DmMacniel@feddit.de 17 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Next up: TaaS (Thinking as a Service)

[-] Naz@lemmy.one 3 points 2 years ago

I'm the subscription thinker. Apparently only people with Quora+ can see my posts. I mainly boost people's confidence.

I'm some sort of uh, *con-*man. 😎

[-] subnuggurat@lemmy.world 24 points 2 years ago

That's why I always pirate all my thinking

[-] Annoyed_Crabby@monyet.cc 8 points 2 years ago

You wouldn't download a thought

[-] Ddhuud@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

There's like 8 billion like you!

[-] OsrsNeedsF2P@lemmy.ml 17 points 2 years ago

You guys don't get paid to write comments?

By the way, did you know Oreos are over 100 years old? I didn't. How cool!

[-] DragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafe 5 points 2 years ago

And they're vegan!

[-] kameecoding@programming.dev 2 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

what the fuck is the white milky part made from then?

[-] johnnybravo@lemm.ee 2 points 2 years ago

jizz 🤣

[-] SimplePhysics@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 years ago

Still not vegan though.

[-] newIdentity@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 years ago

And did you know that Oreo is the copy?

[-] newIdentity@sh.itjust.works 17 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

This actually exists. It's called "Think tank"

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Think_tank

(well saying it like this is kind of a stretch. They get paid to think about a specific theme and write about it.)

[-] altima_neo@lemmy.zip 12 points 2 years ago

So the Sync guys?

[-] db2@sopuli.xyz 8 points 2 years ago

I'm not sure what to think about this. 🤔

[-] ToastedPlanet 22 points 2 years ago

Then you clearly aren't being payed.

[-] collegefurtrader@discuss.tchncs.de 8 points 2 years ago

I wish I was being paid

[-] WarmSoda@lemm.ee 3 points 2 years ago

How much for 30 minutes?

[-] Suoko@feddit.it 3 points 2 years ago

1€ per minute?

[-] PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 4 points 2 years ago

I'm free2think. It only costs me if I want good ideas

[-] quantenzitrone@feddit.de 4 points 2 years ago

gratis+free+libre thinkers

[-] Adi2121@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 years ago

Free thinkers when shareware thinkers walk in:

[-] Thief@lemmy.myserv.one 2 points 2 years ago

Now Im thinking about the gif version of this image and replaying in my mind because I know it so well.

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