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[-] OneCardboardBox@lemmy.sdf.org 46 points 3 months ago

Sounds like a pretty shit security feature. I wonder if it would keep the door open if I were to print a photo of the owner and wear it like a mask.

[-] pipes@sh.itjust.works 14 points 3 months ago

Or lock me out when I just had an accident in the yard

[-] noxy@yiffit.net 28 points 3 months ago

Couldn't you just, y'know....fucking lock the door when you leave the house?

[-] TachyonTele@lemm.ee 9 points 3 months ago

When carrying your keys with you is somehow a hard thing to do.

[-] hypeerror@sh.itjust.works 16 points 3 months ago

The Duras home automation system is working exactly as designed.

[-] OhStopYellingAtMe@lemmy.world 7 points 3 months ago

“GLORY TO YOU AND YOUR HOUSE… BUT THIS IS NOT YOUR HOUSE!”

[-] zephorah@lemm.ee 6 points 3 months ago

The real question is, where can I get that T-shirt?

[-] data1701d@startrek.website 6 points 3 months ago

Next day: there's a mek'leth jammed where your doorbell used to be.

[-] MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml 6 points 3 months ago

This is not your doorbell. It's run by nest.

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 5 points 3 months ago

Ring Doorbell: "There is no glory here! Go away!"

[-] Kabutor@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 3 months ago

I get the reference of the post title, just rewatched Lower Decks :D

[-] Chuymatt@beehaw.org 2 points 3 months ago

Dishonor on your AI!

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