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Leonardo DiCaprirule (lemmy.world)

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[-] Korne127@lemmy.world 30 points 2 months ago

Did he do it again?

[-] Fredselfish@lemmy.world 14 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Yes just recently broke up with a girlfriend that turned 26 and now dating a 19 year old.

[-] babeuh@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Turned 16? Seems slightly illegal

[-] Fredselfish@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago

Sorry fixed the mistake. It was 26.

[-] anivia@lemmy.ml 3 points 2 months ago

Maybe he moved to Germany 💀

[-] mycodesucks@lemmy.world 26 points 2 months ago

Ariel has her voice? What'd she trade for legs in this universe?

[-] Theme 69 points 2 months ago

She's colourblind now. Can't see red flags.

[-] gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 months ago

Lmao savage

[-] darkpanda@lemmy.ca 14 points 2 months ago

Sense of smell.

[-] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 18 points 2 months ago

Is that DiCaprio?

[-] Aurora_TheFirstLight 11 points 2 months ago

There was a hilarious info chart that showed he left each of his couple at exactly 26 iirc

[-] raker@lemmy.world 17 points 2 months ago

[-] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 months ago

That's hilarious

[-] gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 months ago

That is a graph and a half, holy shit

[-] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 8 points 2 months ago

Haha I never knew that. What a dick

[-] suction@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

Could also be the Sham-Wow guy

[-] JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.world 11 points 2 months ago

Someone fill me in?

[-] gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 57 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Leo splits with his girlfriends a year after they’re allowed to rent cars at non-insane rates, as it is written in the Book of Avis.

[-] emile@tacobu.de 11 points 2 months ago

Hail Avis! We try harder.

[-] gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 months ago

So hard, it Hertz.

[-] niktemadur@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

So super hard, it megaHertz!

[-] dethedrus@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 2 months ago

I don't remember that in my copy of The Anhkana...

[-] gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 months ago

Ah, you must have picked up the Budget version by accident. Common mistake.

[-] JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

Okay I thought it was gonna be about him dating teenagers since Ariel was sixteen in this movie

[-] veroxii@aussie.zone 13 points 2 months ago

16 is under 26

[-] gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 12 points 2 months ago

This person numbers

[-] user224@lemmy.sdf.org 4 points 2 months ago

No. I'll prove you wrong:
16
26
(16 above 26)

Checkmate.

[-] niktemadur@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

Now that's the kind of mathematical thinking that leads to shit like imaginary numbers, [∞(∞)/∞-1] or TREE(3), and let's not forget the Mandelbrot and Julia sets.

[-] qaz@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

He keeps breaking up when girls reach 26

[-] latenightnoir@lemmy.world 10 points 2 months ago

Haha, we sure do love our quirky Grandpa, haha!

[-] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 3 points 2 months ago

Def dont ask about where her parents are or if she or they need any help or whatever. Is free underage mermaid if found on beach.

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