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Covid can leave you with myocarditis. The vaccine prevents contraction of covid.
The jab is better for your heart than covid.
You can still get covid if you’re vaccinated. Lots of us have. The vaccine’s primary goal is to significantly lower your chances of getting serious illness.
That said, the risk of myocarditis from COVID is higher than the risk of myocarditis from vaccination. And unless you think you’re never going to get covid, you should probably just get vaccinated if you want to make a rare thing (myocarditis) even more rare.
https://time.com/7014886/covid-19-vaccine-heart-myocarditis/
Edit: what’s the deal with the downvotes? This is all stuff the FDA and CDC agrees with.
I think people only read your first line and assumed you were an anti vaxxer. As someone who has all the jabs and still had covid twice, I can agree that it's much better to have covid with the vaccine than without. Shit suuuuucks
assumed you were an anti vaxxer
Far from it. I’m collecting the whole set. 😆
A full set?! Man you lucky bastard, but they're coming out with that new sweet one that everyone wants, gonna go for that one too?
Today at 5:30 pm in a CVS.
Shit. Are they free again? I should go get one also it’s been over a year for me for sure.
Depends on the country and what your situation is. Speaking for the US, there are free shot programs.
my pokejabs! I'm gonna catch 'em all, so I don't drown in my fucking lung juices lol. and it gives me a hobby.
You can still get covid if you’re vaccinated. Lots of us have. The vaccine’s primary goal is to significantly lower your chances of getting serious illness.
Yep, that's me! the vaccines made me feel like complete shit, and when I got actual covid it didn't seem as bad.
Ditto for multiple vaccine shots.
First vaccine: Immune system went hard to attack the new thing.
Subsequent vaccines: Immune system has seen the song and dance before. Just a sore arm.
funny thing... my country had mix & match as their method. I had 2 sinovac, and the rest have been Pfizer.
That 3rd shot (1st pfizer) oh lord. I think that one really knocked me on my ass.
Yeah, now that I think about it, it was the second shot of my first vaccination that knocked me out for a day.
My subsequent 2022 and 2023 boosters have been uneventful now that my body seems to know what’s up.
But we’ll see. I have my 2024 booster today.
good luck, much health!
also, you always make me want to put on Space Hoes by DANGERDOOM
EDIT : because "how they gave a show to tad ghostal.."
Any given second he could go mad postal
Me too but even when I was down and out I was still thankful I had the shots beforehand so it wasn't as bad as it could have been.
Yeah my best friend bwcuslly had the flu from his first vaccine. Reacted better for following one’s.
A conversation in the past year:
"Ha! Told you! Another vaccinated person died BECAUSE OF THE VACCINE"
"they literally died of an overdose. The medical report confirms it, people were at the house and saw him shoot up, everything is pointing to overdose"
"Yeah well the drugs just worked with the POISON in him to kill him faster, if he hadn't gotten the vaccine the drugs would have just gotten him high"
"you're a fucking idiot and I'm glad I'm only related by an adoption in the family."
I mean, didn't you hear? It's only another ~~1~~ ~~2~~ 5 years until we all liquify and turn to much because of all the DNA scrambling!
It's not just heart problems. Any sudden death from anyone somewhat young is blamed on the vaccine, without any evidence at all. Compare this to how anti-vaxxers said that the covid death toll was overstated because it supposedly includes people who died with the virus but not because of it.
No, you're not a special little cookie that knows more than the entire global medical community.
(I left a little trap in the meme for the clowns that would claim otherwise. Let's see if we catch any.)
Person who got vaccinated: dies from gunshot
Antivaxxer: See! People who get the jab are 1000% more likely to have a bullet kill them!
I read the title as someone from Boston saying, 'He got the job, didn't he?!?"
I see you're all conveniently forgetting about the millions who died in the wave of death following the vaxxings of 2021. Most of the population is in the ground.
/s
Ooh, we got one. That's actually kind of impressive. You were the first one dumb enough to bother to comment. If this was Facebook, the comment section would be absolutely littered with you lot.
Did you notice anything else about the meme?
The /s at the end?
Hah, I totally missed that, you got me. :D
Take your upvotes and go.
Elvis didn't do no drugs!
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