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Stop & Shop Discontinuing Cigarette Sales Due to Decline in Cool Teenagers
(thehardtimes.net)
My local Stop and Shops are just plain discontinuing. Now I'll have to go to Shop Rite and its weird, unfamiliar dingy beige complexion
Side note to OP: pretty sure I just hung out with someone who took Cereal Killer to be his whole persona and did, in fact, love Matthew Lillard
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