Irony much?
Like ten thousand spoons
That would be stainless steely
Wouldn't be surprised if this is just to weed out employees so they don't need to do layoffs. Forcing return to office keeps employees that are "loyal" to the company while potentially trimming down total headcount.
They'll have a ton of workers who are hundreds to thousands of miles away, housed elsewhere, with kids in school, who will have to quit rather than somehow go to that office, so yeah.
Two days is reasonable imo. WFH has its advantages but some things are still better face-to-face, like onboarding.
My team onboards people remotely no problem. I'd argue it's better than trying to see what someone is doing over their shoulder.
I had my work stuff shipped across the country to me. No in-person onboarding required
I agree onboarding is a bad example, I think the social part is better face-to-face. I can understand that not everyone needs that in their job.
just slack off those 2/5 days where they force you in the office and kill their network while you're at it (upload unnecessarily)
Stupid af.
C'mon guys.
Onion
Are they doubling tapping themselves on their foot after the BS that they put on their ToS?
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