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[-] grue@lemmy.world 156 points 11 months ago

I know nothing about metal music, but I can only assume that "Party Cannon" is the darkest and hardest of them all.

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 60 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Party Cannon is the band my head canon says that Rockso, the Rock'n'Roll Clown is from.

[-] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 23 points 11 months ago

the band my head canon says that Rockso, the Rock’n’Roll Clown is from

for those also wondering what the actual band is, it's Zazz Blammymatazz

[-] cdf12345@lemm.ee 16 points 11 months ago

They do cocaine!

[-] OneOrTheOtherDontAskMe@lemmy.world 7 points 11 months ago

G-g-g-g-g-yeah!

[-] mihnt@lemmy.ca 25 points 11 months ago
[-] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 13 points 11 months ago

Too brutal, head banged off neck entirely

[-] babyfrost@lemmy.world 12 points 11 months ago

They are heavy as fuck, yes.

[-] ayyy@sh.itjust.works 11 points 11 months ago

Wait is this poster actually real?

[-] LwL@lemmy.world 8 points 11 months ago
[-] maltasoron@sopuli.xyz 5 points 11 months ago

Pretty much true.

[-] three_cheese_fugazi@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago

Lmao, like preschool teaparty massacre back in the day

[-] metostopholes@lemmy.world 87 points 11 months ago
[-] Caligvla@lemmy.dbzer0.com 29 points 11 months ago

First one is Waking The Cadaver. Second one is xAxVxLxExGxBxMxAxOxFxFxFxAxSxSxSxSxIxTxIxMxIxWxOxAxMxNxDxUxTxRxOxAxBxCxWxAxPxWxAxExIxIxPxPxOxHxFxFxFx.

[-] problematicPanther@lemmy.world 15 points 11 months ago

It reminds me of that time I didn't encode the text right and every other character was a null byte for some reason

[-] sylveon 10 points 11 months ago

Are you sure the second one is Xavleg? Their logo looks different (albeit equally unreadable).

[-] Caligvla@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Now that you mention it, I'm not entirely sure. I've cropped the logo and thrown it in a few reverse image searches, all the results imply Xavleg in one way or another, google led me to a post on (presumably) the band's facebook page titled "XavlegbmaofffassssitimiwoamndutroabcwapwaeiippohfffX Design Comp", but I can't see it because it's private. Assuming that's real, maybe it's an old/WIP logo of theirs.

[-] all-knight-party@fedia.io 25 points 11 months ago

I know a dude that's really good at decoding these, but at that resolution? No way

Hard to read the first word, but that top one I believe is "Worm Caravan"

[-] The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world 35 points 11 months ago
[-] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 19 points 11 months ago

Dude, it's such a trope because it's not only real, but has been going since the eighties.

[-] The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world 18 points 11 months ago

I'm just shocked because I didn't make this meme and thought these were two intentionally illegible logos mocking the trope!

[-] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 4 points 11 months ago

It's crazy for sure :)

[-] Passerby6497@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

Idk about the first one, but the second one totally is.

[-] rekorse@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago

It appears the second one was a concept art for Xavleg, but I dont think anyone's been able to confirm the source.

[-] masterofn001@lemmy.ca 21 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)
[-] ChowJeeBai@lemmy.world 15 points 11 months ago

Nah. You gotta keep trying. Look 'past' the image and relax your eyes. Hold your finger in front of your nose, then move it away slowly. You'll see it eventually.

[-] UnrepentantAlgebra@lemmy.world 11 points 11 months ago

My favorite is

https://gimlisonofgloin.bandcamp.com/album/at-last-durins-mightiest-son-returns-to-the-field-of-battle-with-axe-in-hand-and-glory-in-his-heart

Gimli (from LOTR) themed death/slam and the name is both illegible and IN THE SHAPE OF AN AXE HEAD HOW METAL IS THAT

[-] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 9 points 11 months ago

Unironically a good logo for a metal band named “Trypophobia”

[-] Mammothmothman@lemmy.ca 9 points 11 months ago

The legibility of the logo reflects the intelligibility of their lyrics.

[-] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 8 points 11 months ago

What? You cant see the clearly spelled "aortic cabana" in the logo?

[-] JimmyBigSausage@lemm.ee 4 points 11 months ago

Is it placenta?

[-] trolololol@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago

Australian Batman is that you?!?

[-] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago

Looks like accelerated vascularization

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