I know nothing about metal music, but I can only assume that "Party Cannon" is the darkest and hardest of them all.
Party Cannon is the band my head canon says that Rockso, the Rock'n'Roll Clown is from.
the band my head canon says that Rockso, the Rock’n’Roll Clown is from
for those also wondering what the actual band is, it's Zazz Blammymatazz
They do cocaine!
G-g-g-g-g-yeah!
They are heavy as fuck, yes.
Wait is this poster actually real?
Yes
Pretty much true.
Lmao, like preschool teaparty massacre back in the day
First one is Waking The Cadaver. Second one is xAxVxLxExGxBxMxAxOxFxFxFxAxSxSxSxSxIxTxIxMxIxWxOxAxMxNxDxUxTxRxOxAxBxCxWxAxPxWxAxExIxIxPxPxOxHxFxFxFx.
It reminds me of that time I didn't encode the text right and every other character was a null byte for some reason
UTF16 read as UTF8?
Yep
Are you sure the second one is Xavleg? Their logo looks different (albeit equally unreadable).
Now that you mention it, I'm not entirely sure. I've cropped the logo and thrown it in a few reverse image searches, all the results imply Xavleg in one way or another, google led me to a post on (presumably) the band's facebook page titled "XavlegbmaofffassssitimiwoamndutroabcwapwaeiippohfffX Design Comp", but I can't see it because it's private. Assuming that's real, maybe it's an old/WIP logo of theirs.
I know a dude that's really good at decoding these, but at that resolution? No way
Hard to read the first word, but that top one I believe is "Worm Caravan"
Wait, these are real??
Dude, it's such a trope because it's not only real, but has been going since the eighties.
I'm just shocked because I didn't make this meme and thought these were two intentionally illegible logos mocking the trope!
It's crazy for sure :)
Idk about the first one, but the second one totally is.
It appears the second one was a concept art for Xavleg, but I dont think anyone's been able to confirm the source.
Nah. You gotta keep trying. Look 'past' the image and relax your eyes. Hold your finger in front of your nose, then move it away slowly. You'll see it eventually.
My favorite is
Gimli (from LOTR) themed death/slam and the name is both illegible and IN THE SHAPE OF AN AXE HEAD HOW METAL IS THAT
Unironically a good logo for a metal band named “Trypophobia”
The legibility of the logo reflects the intelligibility of their lyrics.
What? You cant see the clearly spelled "aortic cabana" in the logo?
Is it placenta?
Australian Batman is that you?!?
Looks like accelerated vascularization
Metal Memes
Memes. For metal music.
Don't be an ass and try to keep the gatekeeping and whatnot to a minimum. Memes from all sorts of metal genres and bands are welcome here.