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Took me awhile, but I finally decoded "bire".
It's diary.
They wrote dire not bire
...and?
so there's no bear named bire
Imagine actually spending your time writing a fake diary entry with fake spelling mistakes just to try and get some attention on the internet jfc.
Everyone needs hobbies, but this one would be more believable for a range 5 to 7...
I sometimes go through my old emails and texts, and the level of cringe I get from that is off the freaking charts
That's not good for 9
Usually happens when you make shit up for internet points
On the contrary they were a comedic genius
Still haven't figured out punctuation, huh?
EDIT: Actually, your 9 year-old self had a better grasp on it! And yeah, I know I'm coming across as a grammar Nazi. But spelling, grammar, and punctuation mean something! Long articles or books would be difficult and unpleasant to read if not for editors...
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I was able to write better in english than in that diary when i was 9 and its not even my first language
If someone in my class wrote that bad when i was 9, they would get a green circle(the worst thing that you could get at that time) on an english test
Edit: i forgot a not
Were you better or worse at proofreading when you were 9?
Better, but still bad
4th of Julie lmao
Makes a lot of sense, not gonna lie.
5 days after the first iPhone dropped in the US.
this post was submitted on 24 Aug 2024
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