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[-] Hegar@fedia.io 258 points 2 months ago

I love that the first sperm analogy he can think of involves drinking a cup of it - kinks out no shame! - but my favorite part is when he forgets the number '43' over the course of eight words and writes '47' instead.

Truly an opinion worth considering.

[-] MyTurtleSwimsUpsideDown@fedia.io 122 points 2 months ago

His analogy also implies that the prime baby making age is <1 month

[-] finestnothing@lemmy.world 75 points 2 months ago

Well... He probably is a Republican, so...

[-] something_random_tho@lemmy.world 30 points 2 months ago

That's an LLM-level mistake.

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[-] Technoguyfication@sh.itjust.works 151 points 2 months ago

fellas, is it gay to be this obsessed with another man’s cum?

[-] dylanmorgan@slrpnk.net 38 points 2 months ago

It seems really gay to be that obsessed with anyone’s cum.

[-] nehal3m@sh.itjust.works 22 points 2 months ago

Which is fine, but tweeting about it as if it’s a dig at someone else is just weird

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[-] solomon42069@lemmy.world 23 points 2 months ago

I'm gay but I don't think about gay sex or cum as much the average Republican appears to.

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[-] c0smokram3r@midwest.social 151 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Sean Collins drinks semen confirmed 💦🫦

[-] RattlerSix@lemmy.world 89 points 2 months ago

Sean Collins only drinks sperm from men under 46 years old

[-] Garbanzo@lemmy.world 55 points 2 months ago

Don't try to tell him you're younger than you are, he's gonna taste the difference and call you out

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[-] AA5B@lemmy.world 25 points 2 months ago

Sean collins drinks sperm from underaged men? Does he deny it?

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[-] De_Narm@lemmy.world 100 points 2 months ago

...does he drink 18 year old dairy milk?

[-] anarchrist@lemmy.dbzer0.com 53 points 2 months ago

Or semen, for that matter.

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[-] Subtracty@lemmy.world 91 points 2 months ago

Remind me again, Baron Trump is how old?

[-] andrewth09@lemmy.world 77 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Baron - 18 years old

Trump - 78 years old

Sean Collin's Trump Nut Dairy Treat - 60 years old

[-] alquicksilver@lemmy.world 47 points 2 months ago

Over 18 and part of daddy's campaign stuff now, so actually fair game for commentary, as opposed to Walz's minor son.

GQPers really only know projection and the "I'm rubber you're glue" argument. Beyond frustrating.

[-] Rhaedas@fedia.io 31 points 2 months ago

I was going to say that Barron still isn't fair game, but...

part of daddy's campaign stuff now

Well that's sad. I was hoping he could break free from the influence.

[-] baldingpudenda@lemmy.world 19 points 2 months ago

It seemed like Melania was trying to keep him out

[-] booly@sh.itjust.works 64 points 2 months ago

43 years. That's not nearly as many as the 60 years between Donald Trump and his son Barron. Or the 48 years between Donald and Tiffany.

[-] mindlesscrollyparrot@discuss.tchncs.de 60 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Donald Trump is 78 and Barron Trump turned 18 this year.

They really don't have anything, do they?

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[-] MushuChupacabra@lemmy.world 53 points 2 months ago

Why does Sean Collins care about other men's semen?

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[-] ReiRose@lemmy.world 49 points 2 months ago

So...25 year old milk is ok..? When's the cut-off?

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[-] SkyNTP@lemmy.ml 46 points 2 months ago

Only a closeted republican would ever dream of comparing semen with milk.

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[-] Evotech@lemmy.world 45 points 2 months ago
[-] linearchaos@lemmy.world 27 points 2 months ago

That's not just weird. That's a whole 'nother f****** level of weird.

Drinking semen?

If it was 18 years old would you drink dairy milk?

Do they not know basic human anatomy? The sperm weren't 47 years old anyway...

It's not just confusing they're literally confused.

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[-] ChillPenguin@lemmy.world 42 points 2 months ago

Who the hell are these people? Like... What rocks do they crawl out under and then voice their opinions on the internet?

[-] Burn_The_Right@lemmy.world 24 points 2 months ago

Conservatives. They are just conservatives. Dumb as fuck. And conservative.

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[-] slickgoat@lemmy.world 42 points 2 months ago

I think that his point is that he would drink Tim's semen if it was fresher?

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[-] atocci@lemmy.world 38 points 2 months ago

What the fuck

[-] Phegan@lemmy.world 36 points 2 months ago

Wait. How old was trump when he had baron? He was older right?

[-] rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world 30 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Donald Trump was born June 14, 1946. Barron Trump was born on March 20, 2006 when Donald was 59.

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[-] Varyk@sh.itjust.works 31 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

"What age is the semen that Sean Collins drinks?" seems like a perfectly logical response here.

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[-] Adulated_Aspersion@lemmy.world 30 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

I'm genuinely curious to know the age in years of the semen Sean Collins is willing to drink.

Does Sean Collins believe that if you drink semen it can impregnate you?

Weird.

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[-] BigMacHole@lemm.ee 29 points 2 months ago

Drinking Semen ISNT WEIRD!

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[-] darth_tiktaalik@lemmy.ml 28 points 2 months ago

Creative way to out himself as a pedophile

[-] Jimmyeatsausage@lemmy.world 26 points 2 months ago

Man, what's that mean for poor Barron? No wonder they kept him out of the spotlight.

[-] lustyargonian@lemm.ee 25 points 2 months ago

TIL you're supposed to drink semen to get pregnant.

[-] Adderbox76@lemmy.ca 25 points 2 months ago

Has anyone told him that sperm doesn't just sit there collecting from puberty onwards in some sort of "first in/first out" merchandising situation?

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[-] Mediocre_Bard@lemmy.world 22 points 2 months ago

Does this man suck infant dick?

[-] VerilyFemme 21 points 2 months ago

why is this guy also thinking about Tim Walz's 47-year-old milk?

[-] pyre@lemmy.world 21 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

account doesn't exist eh? i wanted to see if it was real... and looks like it was, and probably after this gained some traction he nuked his weird-ass blue checkmark account.

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[-] frickineh@lemmy.world 20 points 2 months ago

They are really not beating those weird allegations any time soon, are they?

[-] Emerald@lemmy.world 20 points 2 months ago

This guy knows semen is consistently produced and not a one time supply right? The semen is not as old as the person.

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[-] JackbyDev@programming.dev 19 points 2 months ago

I mean, does this person think 18 year old dairy milk is okay?

[-] Fedizen@lemmy.world 19 points 2 months ago

Online sperm inspectors lol. These guys need to logoff and touch grass.

[-] NounsAndWords@lemmy.world 19 points 2 months ago

Very normal topic of conversation.

[-] DaddleDew@lemmy.world 18 points 2 months ago

That implies that he drinks fresh semen

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