Add Nutella, enjoy?

Epoxy them into coasters and sell them as save icon coasters.

Write “If found, please return to Minot AFB, ND c/o Duane” on them & scatter them in various airport restrooms across the US.

Tape the other hole and format them in DD (0,72MB) format.

Put them in a raidz2 situation

Copy them

Use them

Disc golf

Abort, Retry, or Fail. But all at the same time.

link them together through the data and read-only slots to make a countdown chain.

Zork zork zork zork zork zork

I wonder what “limited lifetime warranty” means.

It probably means you can complain any time about a manufacturing defect, but not anything else.

Anyway, the terms should be printed somewhere on the box or in a paper inside.

You’ll want to download and install the most up-to-date drivers. I believe this model benefits from a slight overclock too, so maybe look at purchasing a decent aftermarket cooler

Use them to do the longest en passant in the history of chess

Toast them and have them with PB&J, obviously

Get them hard!

Throw them away and find a shugart compatible disk

Make little finger sandwiches out of them and have a tea party.

could make a nice, nutritious breakfast