Add Nutella, enjoy?

Put them in a raidz2 situation

Copy them

Put them in a mdadm raid array

Tape the other hole and format them in DD (0,72MB) format.

Abort, Retry, or Fail. But all at the same time.

Disc golf

Use them

Get them hard!

Zork zork zork zork zork zork

Toast them and have them with PB&J, obviously

Use them to do the longest en passant in the history of chess

link them together through the data and read-only slots to make a countdown chain.

I wonder what “limited lifetime warranty” means.

It probably means you can complain any time about a manufacturing defect, but not anything else.

Anyway, the terms should be printed somewhere on the box or in a paper inside.

You’ll want to download and install the most up-to-date drivers. I believe this model benefits from a slight overclock too, so maybe look at purchasing a decent aftermarket cooler

Throw them away and find a shugart compatible disk

could make a nice, nutritious breakfast