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Anon owns a pair of cursed jeans (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 3 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works
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[-] Aggravationstation@feddit.uk 42 points 3 months ago

I was almost at work when I sharted.

Thought, well, "oh shit" lol. But I was like "OK, get to work, immediately to toilet and alls good."

My desks in a corner and none of my team were in that day. Can't get rid of the smell totally but it won't be terrible and I'd be well away from everyone else.

Then I have to go upstairs and spend the day in the very small secure room. Obviously the super cute girl I have a crush on is also working in there that day.

[-] fibojoly@sh.itjust.works 11 points 3 months ago

That would have been a good time to go full commando.

[-] magnetosphere@fedia.io 30 points 3 months ago

I hate myself for wanting to know how the interview went

[-] BallsandBayonets@lemmings.world 28 points 3 months ago

It's not the jeans that are cursed...

[-] TwigletSparkle 23 points 3 months ago

Dude accidentally bought the +2 Jeans of Cure Constipation

[-] whyNotSquirrel@sh.itjust.works 19 points 3 months ago

Is everyone in this comment section on a fiber only diet?

[-] addictedtochaos@lemm.ee 17 points 2 months ago

dont eat stuff that makes you fart to much or lets you have stomach aches. its stupid.

[-] Feathercrown@lemmy.world 15 points 2 months ago

a curse upon my anoose

lmao

[-] TxzK@lemmy.zip 12 points 3 months ago

I get really upset stomach when I travel. And I have a 6 hour train journey just today. Is the universe trying to tell me something?

[-] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 15 points 3 months ago

It's telling you, "bring an extra pair of pants."

[-] Tja@programming.dev 4 points 3 months ago

Brown ones.

[-] halvar@lemm.ee 11 points 3 months ago

Why is it always the shitting anonself greentexts that get me?

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