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PHYSICIST: The glass is contains a liquid that flows easily and takes shape of its container at room temperature.

CHEMIST: The glass contains a liquid with PH = 7.0 and could be used for dissolving salt and doing some chemical experiments.

ENGINEER: The glass is double the size it should be for the amount of water in it. Or is that vodka? :-)

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