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oldscool-os
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Operating systems are for casuals. My user interface is Assembly.
Assembly is bloat. Real programmers manually enter machine code onto punchcards with a pencil.
Pencils are bloated, I use me own blood for that.
I already deployed my code while these "real programmers" were arguing about what to use. I'm getting a bonus in January. :)
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