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[-] NoughtE@lemmy.world 34 points 1 year ago

Operating systems are for casuals. My user interface is Assembly.

[-] hellfire103@sopuli.xyz 27 points 1 year ago

Assembly is bloat. Real programmers manually enter machine code onto punchcards with a pencil.

[-] Krafting@lemmy.world 18 points 1 year ago

Pencils are bloated, I use me own blood for that.

[-] Lux 9 points 1 year ago
[-] Anticorp@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 year ago

I already deployed my code while these "real programmers" were arguing about what to use. I'm getting a bonus in January. :)

this post was submitted on 05 Aug 2023
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