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[-] dumbass@leminal.space 25 points 3 months ago

When I was an alcoholic I had a screensaver on my old Nokia phone that looked like a clock, but only said 5:00 pm all the time.

[-] rescue_toaster@lemm.ee 15 points 3 months ago

That looks like ranch dressing.

[-] Quill7513@slrpnk.net 17 points 3 months ago

It is, in the sketch

[-] Stovetop@lemmy.world 13 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Yeah it's against the law to drink alcohol openly in public in most of the US, but nothing is out of the ordinary if someone's just chugging a bottle of ranch.

[-] seathru@lemmy.sdf.org 8 points 3 months ago

Ranch it up, bro!

[-] deuleb_biezelbob@programming.dev 4 points 3 months ago

legalize ranch

[-] niktemadur@lemmy.world 13 points 3 months ago

Meanwhile in my house, it's always beer o'clock... somewhere else.

...but what about weed o"clock?! Amirite, guys? Thank you thank you, for that hemorrhage of applause, I'll be here all week. I also work weddings, bar mitzvahs and quinceañeras, please contact my manager if you have any inquiries.

[-] doingthestuff@lemmy.world 12 points 3 months ago

Alcoholics don't care what time it is anywhere.

[-] norimee@lemmy.world 6 points 3 months ago

It's beer-o'clock somewhere.

[-] b_t@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago

buzz me mulatto

[-] noxy@yiffit.net 2 points 3 months ago

doth my nugs bequeath me?

[-] deuleb_biezelbob@programming.dev 2 points 3 months ago
this post was submitted on 12 Aug 2024
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