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[-] grandma@sh.itjust.works 138 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

> be me

> live in a relatively new part of town in the Netherlands

> bike 20 minutes to the city center

> no hills or mountains because netherlands

> See almost no cars because most bike routes are completely seperated and shorter than car routes

> Park my bike in a surveilled parking area funded by the city

> Do all my shopping for the day and return

> MFW my friends and family don't even realize how good we have it

[-] zalgotext@sh.itjust.works 28 points 5 months ago

So how easy is it for an American to move to the Netherlands? Asking for myself

[-] RecursiveParadox@lemmy.world 25 points 5 months ago

If you are skilled labor, yes: https://www.expatica.com/nl/finance/taxes/the-dutch-30-ruling-explained-101641/

But what @abbadon420 said is equally true. Housing market's fucked beyond belief. Now, if you want to WFH and live out in the sticks, you'd be set.

[-] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 10 points 5 months ago

Or you'll need to bring like 500k. No, that's not a joke.

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[-] abbadon420@lemm.ee 12 points 5 months ago

I guess it's easy enough, but good luck finding a house.

[-] Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 9 points 5 months ago

Scooby-Doo and the Case of the Missing Houses

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[-] Mac@mander.xyz 98 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

1 gal of gas: ~29k calories - $4.609
~29k calories of rice: ~$600 <-- sus math btw 🤔

It's simple: drink the gas.

 

okay, update:
my math was wrong. new cost of rice: ~$11.5 (ordering in bulk)

CONCLUSION
Drink the gas.

[-] qwen 38 points 5 months ago

100 grams of raw white rice is 365 calories, meaning that it's about 3650 calories per kg. 29k calories of rice is 8 kilograms.

Where are you buying rice that it costs $75/kg???

[-] Mac@mander.xyz 13 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

I did my math wrong lol

Found some at 66c/lb. Need 17.5 lbs. $11.5 👌

[-] rockerface@lemm.ee 30 points 5 months ago

If you drink a whole canister of gas, that's enough to cover your nutritional needs for the rest of your life!

[-] Speculater@lemmy.world 13 points 5 months ago
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[-] JayDee@lemmy.ml 12 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

If you bike regularly, you actually don't spend more calories. You only see calorie burn uptick when first taking on new exercise, which falls off over time back to your usual normal calorie cost. Because of this, that calorie cost for a biker is calorie intake they'd already consume even if they didn't bike. It's essentially free, in contrast to the gas of the car which is always a cost.

Checkmate liberal. /s

[-] Mac@mander.xyz 9 points 5 months ago

You can't convince me of free energy

NICE TRY SCIENTOLOGY

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[-] blandfordforever@lemm.ee 12 points 5 months ago

Taking this further, that $4.60 of gas will power the most efficient car for about an hour.

That $12 of rice is enough energy for you to power your bike for like 50 hours.

Conclusion: Just drive your car. Do you really want to waste 49 hours on your bike? /s

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[-] anivia@lemmy.ml 9 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

One thing to account for is that humans are very inefficient at converting food into energy output. Only about 25% efficient to be precise. So you need to eat about 4 times more calories than you end up outputting into the bicycle.

The same thing applies to ICE cars, their engines are also very inefficient. EVs however reach an efficiency of 80-90%, they only end up using more energy than a bicycle because of how much faster you usually drive them. But if you drove an EV at the same speed you would ride a bicycle they would be vastly more efficient. And that's not even accounting for the amount of energy used to produce food in the first place, which is a lot higher than the energy content of said food.

The superior choice is obviously an electric bicycle though when you want to have the most sustainable transportation, you get all of the efficiency gains from a battery operated motor, whilst still having the low weight and drag of a bicycle

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[-] _bcron@midwest.social 8 points 5 months ago

Gross metabolic efficiency is gonna be around ~25% so you're best off measuring kilojoules of work as an approximation of calorie burn, and then compare that to how many gallons of gas would be consumed when in a car, but you'd still probably wanna drink the gas

[-] GissaMittJobb@lemmy.ml 73 points 5 months ago

Actual unironic gigachad moment

[-] Xanis@lemmy.world 56 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Be American

Living paycheck to paycheck

Need job

Good worker

Work overtime when needed

Trying to pay off car

Smug biker does a driveby near open car window

Rethink my life

Realize U.S. infrastructure often requires vehicles

In middle of daily 40min commute, one way

Realize the same distance on bike would be two hours

Depresso

[-] WarlordSdocy@lemmy.world 33 points 5 months ago

This is why we need good public transit on top of good biking infrastructure. The two working together let's you get anywhere a car can go while not taking a lot longer.

[-] Riven@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 5 months ago

I miss Japan's public transport. Never felt like I needed a car while in the city.

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[-] DudeImMacGyver@sh.itjust.works 12 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Get a closer job or move closer to your job if it's a good reliable job. I did and it's fucking wonderful! Riding gets easier and easier as you get stronger and better cardio too.

Took me a long time, a lot of work, and some luck but I can't recommend it enough. Most days I ride my bike or skateboard, but even walking doesn't take long. I only resort to a car if I'm too injured to ride/skate/walk far or the weather makes it too dangerous (which is rare, I've ridden through more storms than I can count lol, icy conditions suck though).

Damnit, now I want to go for a ride.

[-] drislands@lemmy.world 14 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

>just get a job closer to your home
>just move

Idk man, not sure either of those are the easy solutions you're implying them to be.

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[-] ladicius@lemmy.world 54 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

And park directly in the immediate front of the building I'm visiting. No circling around and around without finding a space to park my overly expensive rust box. Just arrive, lock the bike to a post and be there.

Totally different experience in that aspect alone.

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 12 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Hm... Is there any law that says I can't ride my bike in the store? 🤔

Sure would make shopping faster.

[-] HappyRedditRefugee@lemm.ee 9 points 5 months ago

where I live is quite common to ride bikes for transportation, lots of places have stickers disallowing riding the bikes in the buidings

You can still take the bike in in some cases, but not ride it.

[-] SufniDroid@sh.itjust.works 8 points 5 months ago

idk about bikes, but I saw some madlads rolling slowly on their electric scooters in shops

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[-] jabathekek@sopuli.xyz 52 points 5 months ago

> be me

> be downtown on bicycle

> actual protected bike lanes

> zipping past hundreds of people that decided to drive for some reason

> bumper to bumper traffic

> road capacity literally maxed out

> honking and yelling at almost every intersection

pic related

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[-] _bcron@midwest.social 42 points 5 months ago

Be me

Download Pokemon Go

Start running to work

Gotta catch them all

4 months later run a 50K

"What was your training like?"

"I dunno, run more?"

(true story back in 2022)

[-] Wilzax@lemmy.world 17 points 5 months ago

Bro pokemon WENT

[-] Noodle07@lemmy.world 10 points 5 months ago

You might want to check out walkscape to run even more

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[-] Lemminary@lemmy.world 28 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Ngl, I have a nice ass and legs. Nice compliments, too! It's worth it to bike everywhere if your city allows it

I forgot to mention that the cost of repairs is also dirt cheap here.

[-] jabathekek@sopuli.xyz 17 points 5 months ago
[-] Lemminary@lemmy.world 41 points 5 months ago

I'll let these babes do the talkin'

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[-] doingthestuff@lemmy.world 8 points 5 months ago

I can't bicycle anywhere. Well, at least my commute would be certain death, There is a nice bike trail a few miles away but I'd have buy a bike and a rack for my car to haul it over there. Can barely afford the car.

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[-] SuDmit 25 points 5 months ago

Given that's a greentext, legitimately expected anon to somehow get injured or killed by some not paying attention driver on unsafe road or something. Glad he didn't.

[-] echodot@feddit.uk 23 points 5 months ago

I do think it's funny that America has the worst traffic in the western world, yet in Europe we can get by just fine with roads built by people that even the Romans considered to be ancient.

[-] bionicjoey@lemmy.ca 25 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

That's because Europeans invest in all forms of transport, so you don't get people who can't fathom the concept of taking any trip from point A to B in anything other than a car.

Edit: not sure why I'm getting downvoted. I think Europe does it way better if that wasn't obvious

[-] Schmuppes@lemmy.world 13 points 5 months ago

Would be great if Europe actually invested in all forms of transport. Where I live, the rail system is run into the ground instead of getting maintenance and expansion.

[-] Hildegarde@lemmy.world 10 points 5 months ago

Yes, but you have a rail system.

[-] bionicjoey@lemmy.ca 7 points 5 months ago

Compared to Canada you guys have it phenomenally good.

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[-] Empricorn@feddit.nl 12 points 5 months ago

It has to be said that people from one place underestimate the other...

In Europe, 100 miles is a long distance.
In America, 100 years is a long time.

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[-] EpicFailGuy@lemmy.world 22 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Me unironically wanting to do this

100F outside most of the year because Florida (that's 38C for you europoors)

Have to wake up at 4am before sunset to be able to ride at all

work at 9

Can't into roadbike :(

[-] swan@lemmy.world 8 points 5 months ago

It would take me 3 hours to get to work on a bike, and 3 hours home. I’d love to be able to do it, but Vancouver is expensive and I don’t want to waste my free time biking in 30° weather

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[-] 2ugly2live@lemmy.world 13 points 5 months ago

I always wanted to learn how to ride a bike. Always looked like fun.

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[-] JokeDeity@lemm.ee 7 points 5 months ago

Yeah, but do you dress like a chode and hang out at vitamin shops?

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