"The damn kids these days are too good. Not enough people are dying" Stated a Gen X doctor on their smoke break.

Deepfried Mars bars are now a law enforced tri-daily requirement.

Scotland have sorted out their corpse shortage once, I am sure they can do it again.

There's this fella that owns a golf course in Scotland. Just recently he was one inch away from being available. People say he'd be the best cadaver. I think he's the best candidate for it.

Paging Mr Burke & Mr Hare.

There’s a Mr Hyde on the line, says he can help….

I like that that article has as one of its first sections "How do you donate your body to science?".

Am I the only one that thinks the way that headline is worded makes it sound slightly menacing?

I had to read it a few times as my brain went straight to “stiff going to put the willies up Scottish medical students”.

Hey with all the anti-trans shit going on we'll no doubt have a surplus of corpses soon. Silver lining. /s