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[-] ceenote@lemmy.world 72 points 1 month ago

I have it on good authority (watching my dog) that zoomies are better when you can dart and weave between furniture.

[-] 3ntranced@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

We need an Olympic sport that's just track hurdles but replaced with scattered furniture arrangements, and the competitors need to weave through without banging a shin on a coffee table.

[-] Omgpwnies@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

There needs to be two phases though.. day and night

[-] superkret@feddit.org 35 points 1 month ago
[-] FrederikNJS@lemm.ee 27 points 1 month ago

This, but for playing VR games

[-] BananaPeal@sh.itjust.works 21 points 1 month ago
[-] Contravariant@lemmy.world 16 points 1 month ago

For some reason I read 'zombies', was wondering what on earth you were planning.

[-] The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world 15 points 1 month ago

They need some shufflin' space.

[-] humbletightband@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 month ago

You seem to know how to have fun

[-] diemartin@sh.itjust.works 15 points 1 month ago
[-] odium@programming.dev 12 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Plenty of room for some manoeuvering

[-] db2@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago

Designed by that famous architect Felix Catman.

[-] NorthWestWind@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago

How does it feel to live with abundant space

[-] PlexSheep@infosec.pub 7 points 1 month ago

What does "get the zoomies" mean? Not my native language.

[-] HeurtisticAlgorithm9@feddit.uk 10 points 1 month ago

I believe it refers to the desire to suddenly start running about in a senseless and thoughtless manner

[-] Jomega@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Ever see a dog or cat run across the room super fast for no reason? Zoomies.

[-] robocall@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

I don't think I can afford this

[-] Dicska@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

The first Sims living room.

[-] MentalEdge@sopuli.xyz 6 points 1 month ago
[-] Ravi@feddit.org 5 points 1 month ago

Unrelatable, kitchen is almost separated.

[-] bobs_monkey@lemm.ee 2 points 1 month ago

And that bedroom, might as well be a studio with a walk-in closet

[-] ClockworkOtter@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago
[-] thegreatgarbo@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

Zoomies happen for us as soon as we get home from the walk in the park, never in the park. Hardwood floors. Tom n Jerry and Loony Tunes creators obviously had dogs.

[-] unclejeeves@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago
[-] ClockworkOtter@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

I genuinely assumed this was for humans...

[-] umbrella@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 month ago

you forgot the random junk room

[-] nifty@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

I see the bathroom has a flush in a water closet with a door as opposed the flush being in the same room as your bathing area and sink. I wish American houses would do this more, it’s just more hygienic

[-] cheesymoonshadow@lemmings.world 2 points 1 month ago

Everyone just needs to make it a habit to close the lid before flushing.

And for those public toilets with auto-flush and no lid, I get around it by draping TP over the sensor while I do my business, flush it manually when I'm done and the door is open so I can quickly jump outside the stall.

[-] nifty@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

I close the lid before flushing so the mist doesn’t spray around, and then I clean the seat with my hand bidet water but I always feel like that’s not enough. Maybe I am being a germaphobe haha. Eh it’s not a big deal

[-] cheesymoonshadow@lemmings.world 2 points 1 month ago

then I clean the seat

New fear/obsession unlocked.

[-] APassenger@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Is outside lava? Or is opening an exterior door not an option?

[-] caseyweederman@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 month ago

Ok do one with a bed that fills the empty space for when the 'cule is all in one place

[-] negativenull@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

My dogs approve

[-] clearedtoland@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

My child needs this. We haven’t found a space yet that they can’t outzoom.

this post was submitted on 26 Jul 2024
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