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What does your sleep paralysis demon ask you?

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[-] istdaslol@feddit.org 32 points 1 month ago

Yes. Markup-Languages are a subset of Programming-Languages. Turing completness doesn’t matter as things like magic the gathering and habbo hotel are Turing complete

[-] ransomwarelettuce@lemmy.world 30 points 1 month ago

I am markdown and latex programmer.

Idk it just feels wrong.

[-] umbrella@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 month ago

idk css feels just as frustrating

[-] Dirk@lemmy.ml 10 points 1 month ago

So Habbo Hotel is a programming language.

[-] PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 month ago

I feel like programming language produces programs, and makeup languages formatted documents.

I wouldn't consider a formatted document to be a program, so I don't consider a markup language to be a programming language.

Doesn't make it less valuable, though

[-] Dirk@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 month ago

ACKSHUALLY ... markup languages do not produce a formatted document. They define semantic elements of the document. The formatting is done by the compiler (whatever it is in the individual context) based on styles defined by a styling language.

[-] PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 month ago

That's true! Although many people use makeup to do styling using the default styles... Which is... Not great.

But regardless I think my point still holds, it's not providing instructions for a machine, it's the data the instructions act on. But the difference between data and instructions is a blurry one

[-] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

'This markup language isn't even as capable as Habbo Hotel, but it counts anyway because I just called it a programming language.'

There is a literal hierarchy of syntaxes which are recognized by different categories of machine. Programs require a Turing machine. Anything lesser - in a subset like pushdown automata or finite-state machines - doesn't need a proper computer. So it's not a program.

[-] PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 11 points 1 month ago

It's a markup language, not a programming language.

[-] deathmetal27@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago
[-] PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 month ago

I don't think it is.

Care to explain what I'm missing?

[-] deathmetal27@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Do I really have to explain the joke? The sleep paralysis demon is asking "Is HTML a programming language?" And the person is "sleep paralysed" to correct them or do anything about it really.

I don't know what else I can explain besides that.

[-] PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 month ago

So... The humor is just absurdity?

[-] NauticalNoodle@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 month ago

It's not a logical programming language, but markup directs the formatting and general output of content to the screen. -Is that not a function of programming?

[-] PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 month ago

Does that make Rich Text Format a programming language then? Does that make jpg a programming language?

I think that markup is the data that a program takes as input - but I also think it's not black and white. How programmy a language is is a sliding scale.

[-] NauticalNoodle@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Those are interesting analogies. I guess I'd have to agree they are certainly a function of programming whereas I probably should have specified programming languages (directed by text) but then one could argue that the examples you mentioned are merely a language of buttons and other user input. —"Sliding scale " indeed.

[-] PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 month ago

Sorry I wasn't clear, I meant the formats themselves.
Writing rich text using a text editor is kind of like writing HTML with a WYSIWYG editor, but just like with HTML you can go in and write RTF by hand.
Likewise you can use Photoshop to make an image, but you could also go in and set the pixel values of a bmp by hand.

By sliding scale I didn't mean wrt how you wrote them, but rather how much like an "instruction" the file tokens (for lack of better word) are. Is it instructing the computer to do something? Or is it data that the instructions act on?

Sometimes the line between input data and instruction is blurry.

[-] velox_vulnus@lemmy.ml 11 points 1 month ago
[-] istdaslol@feddit.org 5 points 1 month ago

Yes, es soon you start pointer arithmetic you dig your own grave. Hence low level

[-] HStone32@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Not when it was invented, no. Compared to today's stack-phobic languages? Certainly.

[-] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 month ago

I'm writing an NES game in C and struggling with some nonsense that'd be trivial in ASM, so I'm recently inclined to say yes.

[-] brisk@aussie.zone 1 points 1 month ago

Can you just drop to assembly for what you want to do? Gnu compilers even have inline assembly, but with any compiler you should at least be able to built a separate, assembly, object file.

[-] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 month ago

I can and have, and it's still a tremendous pain in the ass to launder the addresses for labels. The hottest loop in the game draws an arbitrary span of the same tile. It should be trivial to do a jump table - to grab an address from an array and go there. 13 tiles? goto jump[13]. (Or really some stack / return shenanigans, because the 6502 is odd.) But if there's any way to get cc65 to shove the location of an instruction into an array, I haven't found it.

[-] linkhidalgogato@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 month ago

clearly not, but it is low-er level that other stuff

[-] lars@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 1 month ago

I mean idfk how you’re planning on calling a.out without an even, stronger, lower-level language like Bash 3.

[-] metaStatic@kbin.earth 10 points 1 month ago
[-] morbidcactus@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Taco according to the cube rule

[-] jsomae@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 month ago
[-] TheUnicornOfPerfidy@feddit.uk 9 points 1 month ago

Why does a demon need a moustache?

[-] muhyb@programming.dev 9 points 1 month ago
[-] TheUnicornOfPerfidy@feddit.uk 2 points 1 month ago

I mean that's what it asks me 😆

[-] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 month ago

You can't write a program in HTML.

End of discussion.

[-] linkhidalgogato@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 month ago

programing languages arent use to make programs they are used to program machines which is exactly what u do with html.

[-] PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 month ago

The "program" is the package of instructions that tell the machine what to do. The instructions are written in a programming language.

With a markup language, the markup is the input to a program (like a browser) that tells the machine what to do.

But I think it's not really boolean, it's a sliding scale. Especially with so many programming languages being interpreted or JIT compiled. I think it's less a programming language than many other programming-related things, but more of a programming language than, say, a slideshow.

[-] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

they are used to program machines

Which HTML cannot do, because if it could, that would be called a program. That's what the word means.

HTML makes documents. It's a markup language. It's not even Turing-complete accidentally.

[-] 0x0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 month ago

I mean technically I could write an interpreter that assigns semantics to HTML constructs.

[-] wuphysics87@lemmy.ml 6 points 1 month ago

Does HTML or LaTeX or Markdown provide a computer instructions which are executed? I'm going to take the unpopular opinion and say they are programming languages.

[-] Jimbabwe@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

Is fondant a cake?

[-] electricprism@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 month ago

Is Linux a operating system?

[-] Tartas1995@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 1 month ago

As much as a lot of us dislike it... I think it is difficult to argue for e.g. python being a programming language without including html in it.

And honestly if python is no a programming language because you use an interpreter... Then I would love to hear a non-bad-faith argument for c being a programming language as e.g. GCC could easily be viewed as an interpreter too. Obviously there is a difference but is that difference really the difference that you want it to be?

[-] electricprism@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 month ago

Hyper Text Markup Language

A. Yes it's a language.

B. People who write HTML have been called Programmers for decades.

C. Are you writing in a kind of pseudo code that the computer is going to transform into another form? Yes.

I think the problem here isn't that HTML isn't a programming language. The problem is that we don't further classify programming languages.

There should be Platform Languages and Client languages.

HTML is most definitely a Client Language.

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