Fine, Oracle's cloud it is then.

Fine, I'll use GCP then.

This is dumb. Just buy 100 million worth of gold. Then even if you lose the bet on a technicality, you still have 100 million in gold.

Yes, I know I'm overthinking this joke about Amazon's ridiculous pricing.

most expensive hoise in seattle on redfin is 25 mil

5 car garage, so fill that up with a rimac nevera, a singer 911, some sort of koenigsegg, some kind of bugatti, and a sensible daily like a turbo gt taycan wagon if they ever make one

a few watches from the insane seven-figure watch brands like richard mille, jacob & co, whoever the fuck else

not even halfway to 100mil and I'm already tired of this thought experiment. yacht and jet i guess

someone else's computer*

I'll buy a server farm and train an LLM. Won't take the whole month.

This genie must've read or watched Brewster's Millions.

in any case, the genie didnt account for taxes, so ill probably have a much easier time running the two pennies left into the ground

easy, just buy someones small passion project for 100m.