He thinks that because "batteries are heavy" that it's impossible to build an electric boat.

Is he not aware that aircraft carriers exist?

he wasn’t rambling though

Good lord, what could he possibly sound like when he is rambling.

I the Republicans said it best, "why would they run a candidate that is so very old and in clear cognitive decline‽”...

Is there a source for this? I tried to look it up but just kept getting links about him reading a poem called The Snake and using it to compare to immigrants or some shit. I'm guessing that poem is what he's talking about here? Was the quote you and the post gave from one of his stupid rallies in the past 48 hours?

Also, fucking ludicrous that his dipshit followers will simultaneously question the extremely credible Democrats' credentials' credibility and pine on and on about personal responsibility, all while their guy takes personal credit for his uncle's education and career as if his uncle's accomplishments have anything to do with Donald Trump, convicted criminal and fraudster. It's painfully obvious that it's intended as a dog whistle but is actually just a racist, eugenics-driven regular fucking whistle that everybody can hear, interrupting everything in every crowd, forcing everybody to say "what the fuck, why is that guy blowing that very obviously normal whistle and then getting butthurt when everybody looks and points and asks why he keeps on blowing that obviously normal whistle and disrupting everything around him with it? Did he think that it was for secret signaling like he's doing something covertly? Is he, in fact, a stupid person, blissfully unaware of how stupid he is, yet somehow getting away with convincing his stupid fans that he is smart, exclusively because of the confident fervor in which he is claiming that he is not a stupid person and is instead some sort of stable genius? Is the answer to that question 'yes'?" And the answer to that question is yes.

He would be hilarious if he hadn't somehow swindled like 80 million people into doing things that put all of us in danger.

• Just convincing them to wear ear bandages?

Fucking hilarious.

• Buy a specific brand of beer specifically to destroy it, illustrating that they don't actually know how boycotts work?

Pretty damn funny.

• Wear his ugly hats?

Kinda funny, except that all red hats are kinda ruined now, but funnier if you aren't a Caps fan who now laments the Rock The Red thing.

• Disregard masks during a deadly pandemic;
• incite xenophobic, racist violence;
• dismantle regulations that protect the planet and therefore all of humanity in exchange for money;
• storm the Capitol with the intent to murder democratically elected politicians and/or engage in a coup?

Markedly less funny and, dare I say, bad.

I got off track and perhaps foolishly have decided to not delete all of that. I could've instead used this time looking harder for a source, but then I wouldn't have made you push air out of your nose slightly more forcefully than you otherwise would have. And that's slightly more important to me than verifying that the stupid thing that the stupid man supposedly said was in fact what he stupidly said. But I still kinda wanna know where you got the longer quote from so I can still verify that he stupidly said that stupid thing stupidly like some sort of stupid.

Fucking Christ, that might be the most incomprehensible thing I've ever read and then watched! It is marginally better than if I wrote a script that just grabbed random words out of the dictionary and place them together like it was a sentence. I'm talking something super basic like get a file that has every word, tell the script to import it as an array, and just start grabbing random words no other logic. He speaks like Lorem ipsum, but with English words.

I think I'm gonna have to meditate on this for a bit.

He always brings up his uncle. He has some eugenics-based idea that because his uncle was really smart, he is really smart.

That was my first thought, that he was having a stroke.

And seriously, he’s in the same realm as Joe. The same thing can happen to him if it hasn’t already.

We need an age cap. It’s too dangerous not to have one.

Syphilis brain for sure

Plot twist: this is from 2016!

(Okay, not really, but it may as well have been. He’s a demented sociopathic conman, his mental buffer is tiny and keeps getting smaller.)

Been saying for years, since I first read a bland speech transcription, listening to and reading Trump are very different experiences.

It's really frustrating because he absolutely speaks worse than Biden as far as having a coherent statement, it's just that he still has the capacity to speak loudly and quickly that people confuse it for still being mentally capable... Meanwhile Biden has a decent address to the nation regarding his decision not to run but he sounds like he's whispering and because he's always had a studder he stumbles a bit.

Again with Republicans it's all about projecting strength so Biden appears "weak."

Just a 30 second clip of Trump rambling, with a 3 second "This ad brought to you by the Harris for President campaign"

Why do they call it oven when you of in the cold food of out hot eat the food?

No one who has tried to stage a coup to take over the United States should be able to run for public office.

I feel terrible for people that are obliged to transcribe his word vomit for a living, or for historical posterity. Even with all that effort, I fully expect people in the not-too-distant future to wonder why the data of every single transcript of this one guy was somehow corrupted. I would struggle to believe it was real if I hadn't heard it myself.

Just watch trump speeches. There’s no difference.