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IF Brains were Computers...
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It wouldn't run DOS. There would be a Linux kernel running a full-blown workload manager ... which is severely misconfigured.
- Tasks are waiting in the queue for months (sometimes years).
- Some tasks are running for very long and then get terminated in favor to a new task which got enqueued a second ago.
- Most tasks crash (segfault), due to overallocated memory.
- CPU load is constantly at 100% although many tasks are just idling.
At least that's the case in ADHD brains.
So, basically, Dwarf Fortress.
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this post was submitted on 02 Aug 2023
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