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Crowdstrike (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 4 months ago by sjmarf@sh.itjust.works to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev
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[-] Bassman27@lemmy.world 187 points 4 months ago

Man’s got them Donald Trump hands

[-] state_electrician@discuss.tchncs.de 34 points 4 months ago

It's just that he has enormously long arms.

[-] Rakonat@lemmy.world 8 points 4 months ago

Enormously long when compared to those tiny hands.

[-] catsarebadpeople@sh.itjust.works 119 points 4 months ago

Googled him and there are too many articles reporting this as real

[-] bruhduh@lemmy.world 94 points 4 months ago

Bro casually downed whole world infrastructure

[-] sxan@midwest.social 74 points 4 months ago

OK, this is hilarious.

[-] Crackhappy@lemmy.world 22 points 4 months ago

This is entirely fake.

[-] lseif@sopuli.xyz 47 points 4 months ago

but op is verified

[-] Crackhappy@lemmy.world 16 points 4 months ago

Fuck me. I forgot to pay daddy musk to be verified.

[-] Coreidan@lemmy.world 10 points 4 months ago

Like you

[-] Crackhappy@lemmy.world 7 points 4 months ago

Boom. Nice shot.

[-] tweeks@feddit.nl 2 points 3 months ago

What if it was a form of damage control, where they could claim in the future at lawsuits that they had total transparency at the time of the event.

Please, I'm kidding. But it would be interesting.

[-] tisktisk@piefed.social 13 points 4 months ago

Anyone confirmed this true or not?

[-] sjmarf@sh.itjust.works 114 points 4 months ago

It’s a joke.

[-] PythagreousTitties@lemm.ee 65 points 4 months ago

How do you function in life?

[-] isVeryLoud@lemmy.ca 9 points 4 months ago

Like this

[-] PythagreousTitties@lemm.ee 2 points 3 months ago

"You chose... poorly"

[-] JeeBaiChow@lemmy.world 6 points 3 months ago

Where's the crowd? Are they all on strike?

[-] refalo@programming.dev 6 points 4 months ago

nice AI slop

[-] match@pawb.social 5 points 4 months ago

boat stuck 2: bloatstuck

[-] Phoenix3875@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago

Sean k strikes it again.

[-] iAvicenna@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago

just removed a comment on my first day

this post was submitted on 19 Jul 2024
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