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submitted 11 months ago by Stamets@lemmy.world to c/funny@sh.itjust.works
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[-] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 47 points 11 months ago

The florensis was a dead end and is definitely not to blame. Also, be nice to the Hobbits!

[-] lars@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 11 months ago

My great-grandparents probably killed her great-grandchildren. Homo are metal is as all fuck.

[-] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 11 months ago

I bet you'd enjoy learning about Homo Naledi (if you haven't already). This talk was really interesting.

[-] Anticorp@lemmy.world 9 points 11 months ago

A lot of people bled and died to give us the 9 to 5.

[-] Rolive@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 11 months ago

I blame that fucking fish that just had to climb out of the sea whatever-billion years ago.

[-] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 4 points 11 months ago

Interesting placement height.

Someone heard "early hominids" and thought "early hobbitses."

[-] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 2 points 11 months ago

I bet that fucker did it just as an elaborate joke too. What an asshole.

[-] General_Shenanigans@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago

Civilization was a mistake

[-] niktemadur@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

He also devolved into ignorant pseudo-libertarians along the lines of "keep your dirty government hands off my Medicare".

Or the angry misguided asshole who:

  1. complains about taxes.
  2. votes republican.
  3. complains about the current state of roads and the like.

Or the lazy asshole who doesn't vote, lets the other types of assholes elect their republican asshole, sees the state of the roads and schools, etc, and goes bOtH pArTiEs ArE tHe SaMe LoL.

What do all of these have in common? Myopia, and the stubborn refusal to do the bare minimum on a consistent basis, once a year, or even once every couple of years. No sir, that would be soiling their purity undies. Better to vote once in a lifetime, twenty fucking years ago, then say "nothing changed".

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