Day 3/4 of this tummy bug. Last night was pretty brutal. Flying out to Indo next week so tum tum better behave by then or everyone on the plane isn't going to be pleased.

Pls pray to the gods of immodium, brawndo and codeine for me.

I have found that setting my default sorting to Subscribed and NewComments has resulted in a better default feed. You do need to have enough community subscriptions for this to be beneficial.

The default sorting works for both the Jerboa app and the desktop website. We should have a post thread suggesting active fediverse communities for people to subscribe to, as they aren't that easy to find yet.

The man's car is fixed so that means I get my car back. He refered to it as the "family car". I correct him with "eeeerttt no". I had to go through the rules with him. Wash your hands before getting in my car. Fill it up. Strictly no eating in my car. If you must have a coffee DO NOT SPILL ANY because it will cost you your life. No hooning and the most important, if you bend it, you mend it. Apart from that I am pretty easy going.

I would like to just say that I was just talking about microwaved potatoes and everyone got all weird and sexual. It had nothing to do with me. Microwaved potatoes just do that to people sometimes

Oooft paid $6 for fresh strawberries and they were half rotten. Other half was still delicious tho 🍓

DAILY DECENTRALISED THREAD: Day Shift

Bazango!🥊⏰

Industrial Grade Reddit Removal Edition

Well, I have just confirmed the circle with a cross through it under comments blocks the user and does not, as I hoped, hide the comment. Pressing it again does not reverse the first one, it just doubles down and blocks them twice.

After a bit of searching I found the list to unblock is on the settings page, on a second tab.

In my dream I had finally gotten the new Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles arcade game to work at the pub. It was all new and shiny and awesome. It allowed branching paths for a more narrative-rich story. Was just hitting up the first lot of footclan soldiers when the alarm went off.

I could have fucking cried.

Happy Friday y’all!

He called my car ca-ca so I said "Get fucked cunt" and then I remembered the kid was in the back seat so I fixed it by saying "Mummy did not swear at Daddy. You heard wrong".

Anyway cheers happy campers. 🍺

Another day of work where I walk in the door and hang my brain up on the coat rack so I forget all the shit said and done. Blehhhh.

It's all fun and excitement at my place this afternoon. I have totalled up all my bank interest in preparation for my tax return (thanks high interest rates, I guess). My budget for the next year has been finalised and the form to change the amount of super salary sacrifice has been completed. Next up is changing the cat's litter & poop scooping the backyard. How's everyone else's Friday going?

Miss Meow just bullied me into feeding her and Mr Woof early. I am too soft.

My big sister (who lives in Cairns) just sent me this with a ‘wish you were here’ message

It is taking every ounce of my willpower to not jump on a plane. If I leave now, I can still make it in time for schnapps.

quiz?

Ordered a little portable handheld massage gun thing to take with me to axe throwing tournaments to stop muscles getting so stiff by the end of the day. Arrived within a day haha and it feels super solid and well made, pretty happy for the price :)

Ok where’s jezb87 is he here? Did anyone let him know we’ve moved on. Is he under another name? I don’t recognise people when they change their name’s here compared to the name they on reddit DT (so far as I know it’s just one person)

Had the craziest time just now trying to buy a pair of uggs (or indeed anything close).
First outlet had the delivery driver doing wild things with the truck so you couldn't get near the place.
Second outlet's prices were eyewatering.
Decided to give Rivers a go and roadworks around the area had blocked off the entrance.
DFO was my last shot and I got a nice pair for about the price I was wanting, as well as a non-black top at the Big Girls' Blouse outlet.
Did a quick top up shop on the way home and am now flooped on the couch.

Sky hues pretty 😍 (purple/pinkish/yellow/orangey

Oooh, pretty sky

Wordscapes being a bit rude tonight. Not as funny as the time it spelt buttsex. But close. Makes me think of this funny scene in the Polymorph episode of Red Dwarf https://youtu.be/Y3z2EFt2Ljs