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Maximum Prescription (lemmy.world)
submitted 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) by Exusia@lemmy.world to c/memes@lemmy.world
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[-] fckreddit@lemmy.ml 79 points 3 months ago

Emotional support prostitute. Yes, it is medicinal.

[-] Phegan@lemmy.world 47 points 3 months ago

Legalize sex work.

[-] FenrirIII@lemmy.world 6 points 3 months ago

Selling is legal. Fucking is legal. Why isn't selling fucking legal?

[-] blanketswithsmallpox@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Mussy please!

[-] JeffreyOrange@lemmy.world 31 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Lol this would actually be legal in germany. If you are severely disabled you can get a prescription prostitute paid for by your healthcare provider. Makes sense if you ask me, everyone need some human connection.

[-] NegativeLookBehind@lemmy.world 26 points 3 months ago

I picked her up at Walgreens sir

[-] cmgvd3lw@discuss.tchncs.de 18 points 3 months ago

Is prostitution a crime?

[-] Frozengyro@lemmy.world 16 points 3 months ago

In the States

[-] dactylotheca@suppo.fi 15 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

I said what I said

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 14 points 3 months ago

That is actually a thing and even legal in the U.S.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Surrogate_partner

They help people with major sex-related problems and have literally prevented suicides.

[-] Omniraptor@lemm.ee 5 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

article from the Wikipedia footnotes with a success story involving a 30 year old virgin IT guy. might be interesting for the wider lemmy userbase (affectionate) https://www.salon.com/2003/10/08/virgin_6/

Hard to believe it's legal in the US though (even the regular therapist in the article didn't believe it initially).

[-] MissJinx@lemmy.world 12 points 3 months ago

How dare you?! That's my therapist

[-] uis@lemm.ee 4 points 3 months ago

[-] kemsat@lemmy.world 11 points 3 months ago

“I’m sorry; She’s medicinal.”

[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 11 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

🎵 I went to a shrink to analyze my dreams

🎵 She said it's lack of sex that's bringing me down!

  • Billie Joe Armstrong (above, in car) elaborating
[-] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago

And that's when you hear from the other seat, a voice say "quit your whining cuz it's bringing me down"

[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago

😘👌

[-] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 9 points 3 months ago

This was a good one, completely unexpected. Someone once emailed feedback that one of my coworkers deserved hookers and blow for doing such a great job. My blow is also prescribed, thanks.

[-] not_a_dog@lemmy.world 8 points 3 months ago

*prescription

[-] Exusia@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago

I'm amazed autocorrect didn't catch it

[-] noughtnaut@lemmy.world 7 points 3 months ago

I'm told that on Lemmy you can edit your headlines

[-] Exusia@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago

Just 4 U

[-] BlackPenguins@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago

She's actually his wife.

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