Gene,

It's been ages since we've seen each other. I do hope you get this. Do you still work for that tiny little law firm in LA? I hope you're doing well.

I'm sending this to you because I may have seen you on the road a couple of days ago. Well actually, it was at a rest stop really early in the morning and you were with a couple of men. I was a bit concerned about what you were up to there so late. Me and my hubby were trying to get some sandwiches but everything was closed. You looked a little wired and you were chain smoking, if you know what I mean. I didn't want to disturb what was going on there. What was going on there?

Are you still in the business of hunting people having sex in cars? I remember you and I used to go from one car to another to see if there was anything strange going on. We'd take our high beams and just blow the hell out of their faces. It was pretty crazy but we were young back then. You've gotten big and you're still smoking I see. Well, the best of luck to you and tell J I said hello. Let's do lunch the three of us.

Abigail